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Ohhhhhhhh my GODDDDDD CAN POLITICIANS JUST TALK GOOD ABOUT THEMSELVES AND NOT ONLY SHIT CONSTANTLY ON OTHER PARTIES
WE GET IT THE OPPONENT SUCKS, BUT WHY ARE YOU GOOD??????????
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU BRING TO THE TABLE
Can we have SOME kind of fucking positivity
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Booooooooo
#I hate this feeling#I don’t know why I didn’t see this coming tbh#I was like oh no he’s not using me we’re both having fun#and now I’m realizing#oh I actually still love him and miss him#or maybe just human contact#idk this weekend was fun and I’m sad it’s over
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The world has run out of magic you say? Well then my Wizard friend, it’s your responsibility to make more, isn’t it?
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you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out
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I have sworn to protect this sorry world, and sometimes that means saying and doing… what other people can’t. What they shouldn’t have to.
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@DanhausenAD New and Improved Danhausen Products
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i don't want to be a human i WANT to be a little orb of light dancing around your garden that your ring camera picks up at 2am on a random tuesday making you believe in faeries
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You know what? I don't want to change my VPN every six months cause it was caught selling information. I don't want to go deep into the settings of every website I so much as look at. I don't want my internet browsing to be a constant leap through hoops so that companies can't do things which should be illegal anyway. I want privacy to be the default and for it to be difficult to take it away, not the other way around. Is that too much to ask?
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Date idea: I sit on your dick while you teach me how to play your favorite video game.
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I do think it's pretty funny that fanfic premises based on illegitimate kids as an excuse for crossovers over the years have gone from "Mom character CHEATED on Dad character 😡" to "once upon a time, mommy and daddy had a threesome and now we have YOU!" lmaoooo. People don't want marital discord they just want a third parent
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