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Huh. "Find him", eh? So the Conductor is just... missing? Whaddya think happened?

“I initially thought he was just scoping out shooting spots, but I offered Hat Kid a time piece to find him and she hasn’t pulled it off yet, so... I’m worried. The other owls are worried too, though they won’t admit it since they get to see their families for over a week at a time, I guess.”

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i Amn just........... a litle creacher. Thatse It . I Canot change this

“Good for you?”

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Hey mister owl who is running the blog in Conductor’s absence! (Or Miss/Mrs, depending on your pronouns) I have to ask, when was your last vacation or day off? You seem like you really need one, I know a great beach spot!

“It’s me, I run it. My last day off... was like last time we released. Days off don’t really happen much around here. Although plenty of people have been taking time off while he’s missing in action.”

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BUSINESS NONE!!! THAT'S MY BUSINESS!!! BUT NONE MY!!! BUSINESS BUSINESS!!! BUSINESS BUT!!! MY THAT'S!! OF NONE!!! BUT BUT MY!!! BUSINESS NONE!!!

“Who are you and what is this incoherent rambling?”

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can i hug the penguin

“While that’s literally not even up to me to decide, as I don’t work for him, yes. Yes you can.”

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Hello, I purchased train tickets, but my cabin bed was too high up for me to climb on, so I slept on my floor, may I send a complaint to the conductor?

“If you can find him, go ahead. Maybe try talking to DJ Grooves about better lodging.”

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Leeeans in and chinhands. =)

“You know what, I don’t like you, but you’re hired. You can duel him for his soul or whatever it is you want if you find him.”

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The conductor and the star guardians.

A knock on the door can be heard in the studio and a girl who wants to know what happened to the conductor.

“ Hello? Is anyone there? ” as she said.

“I have no idea who you are, but I’m not about to turn away anyone actually interested. We don’t know where he is, what can you do to help?”

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Ok, I'll see if I'll lure him put *Ahem* DJ GROOVE'S MOVIES ARE THE BEST AND CONDUCTOR MOVIES SUCK?

“HOW DARE YE!”

“Oh no, you set off the automated Conductor response system. I honestly don’t know who set this thing up.”

“YER NEVER GONNA SEE ANOTHER MOVIE WHEN I’M DONE WITH YE!”

“Can somebody cut that thing off, please?”

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... Has the Security Systems went off?

“No, and besides, he controls those.”

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Huh, seems like he wanted to make his own getaway movie hmm... Wouldn't put it past him.

“What’s he getting away from, his job?”

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There is one whole gang in the Nyakuza Metro, and it's led by this merciless cat lady called the Empress.

“There certainly is the possibility she’s lying to us. I wouldn’t put it past her - she’s lied to me before. But something tells me she’s serious.”

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maybe he was kidnapped by the japanese mafia

“I don’t know what that is.”

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"Perhaps, he managed to somehow take a train and use it to explore to a further out land that none know of yet. Just a slight guess, though."

“See, I’d think that might make sense, but I don’t see any way you get a train out of the metro without it going right under the Nyakuza’s nose. Which means he’s probably still in the metro, somewhere.”

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Maybe he brought a camera with him on his trip to the metro!

“And no cameraman? I’ve never known that man to hold a camera a time in his life.”

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I guess he’s taking one of the trains on a joyride??????

“He’s not a ‘joyride’ kind of person. He’s a movie-shooting kind of person, so to go grab a train and not be on camera is a complete break from who he is. Which tells me something’s up here.”

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So, uh...

“I spoke to the Yakuza lady in the metro. She claims they don’t have the Conductor. And also that one of their subway trains is gone too. So that’s great. Now that he’s been gone for awhile, the rest of the owls are starting to get riled up to find him. We could use a hand - I’m sending a call out to Hat Kid, her friends, and anyone else who could help us find him before we lose another payday to DJ Grooves (as nice as he is).”