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The creator of the lesbian flag, Emily Gwen, is currently unhoused and struggling financially while suffering to chronic and mental illness.

I have already contributed to her Kofi, and now I ask you to help, especially if you have ever used the lesbian flag. Even if you can't donate, I urge you to share her Kofi around to reach more audiences

Lesbians support other lesbians 🧡🤍💗

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characters raised to be tools

Weapons. Trained, tested, forged in steel and fire. Failure is an inevitability that ends in death. Pain should not be felt--it should be recognized, familiar, and inconsequential

Martyrs. In the form of servants and princes, of leaders and underdogs. If blood is necessary, the martyr will lift their hands and offer it all

Shields. Like tempering a sword, but only to bear and not to lash out. Wounds are medals--not symbols of pride, but symbols of worth. A pretty shield is useless; scars mean a job well done

Experiments. Raised on the cold comfort of a lab table. Restraints are only necessary when they're not in their right mind. Is it honorable, to be twisted beyond recognition? Or is it just a necessary evil?

Monsters. Cruelty, caution, and regarding one as a creature beyond reasonable thought is tempering in its own right. But if you keep a leash at the right length, perhaps the massecre won't reach you. One can hope.

Idols. Pretty face, pretty name, pretty hands around their shoulders and throat. There to seduce, manipulate, force any feeling to come to the surface and twist it to their favor. Any genuinity stays locked behind the guilded cage that surrounds their pretty little heart

Trophies. Status and wealth and the traditions that keep someone at their heels, on their knees, to display and serve and decorate one's ballroom.

Sacrifices. Drenched in honorable clothes, prepared and adored and cleansed. The gift of hope at the cost of one's life. Is it taken with no fight? How can you escape the ropes you were born in?

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i need more womens clothes RIGHT NOW OR ILL PERISH I also need them to be in my favorite color scheme of RED AND BLACK AND WHITE i want to look like a mardu magic the gathering card and feel pretty in them is that too much to ask

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transfem whose penis has had a long and storied career but is finally retiring (bottom surgery)

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(non plot relevant digression)

illegitimate princess: so. like. do you know any tricks or anything

jester: ummm.. i can do a cartwheel!

illegitimate princess: thats cool i guess. can i see

jester: okay! (does a cartwheel) wee!!

illegitimate princess: wow. you're pretty flexible, huh

jester: uh huh! its part of the job description!

illegitimate princess: cool, yeah. are you single

jester: AND lonely :3

illegitimate princess: do you wanna go out with me

jester: [doing another cartwheel] shure!

illegitimate princess: cool. so like wont they notice youre gone or

jester: [doing jumping jacks] nope! i'm da princess's jester, but she doesnt actually want me to entertain her most of the time!

illegitimate princess: so what do you do most of the time then

jester: [does a cartwheel]

illegitimate princess: fair enough. do you know any board games or like card games

jester: noe :33

illegitimate princess: do you wanna learn how to play poker

jester: YAY! i wuv games!

illegitimate princess: you're fun. i like you. this is gonna be fun. do you wanna hang out here all the time

jester: oh BOY do i! yippee!!!

illegitimate princess: fuck yeah. youre cute. i like you

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learning git to sync my music library across devices

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me when someone gives me verbal instructions and my 2 brain cells are working overtime already

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Half the country was ready to burn the entire country down over a lie meant to demonize a tiny minority, and now the other half is strongly considering jumping in on the bandwagon.

When all of this is over and everyone pretends they were against it the whole time (or tries to pretend they just didn't know any better), those of us still remaining will have to keep these receipts and make sure anyone that played along with this is never allowed a position of power again.

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It's a little surprising that the "Monday's child is fair of face" nursery rhyme never caught on as an arbitrary personality-assigner in the same way astrology did. It makes the same amount of sense.

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Polyam possessiveness can be so hot. "You're mine, but I choose to share you, anyway. I own you, so I love to see you happy. Mine, but not mine alone. I love you, and I want to share that love with the world."

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i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

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People with low spoons, someone just recommended this cookbook to me, so I thought I’d pass it on.

I always look at cookbooks for people who have no energy/time to do elaborate meal preparations, and roll my eyes. Like, you want me to stay on my feet for long enough to prepare 15 different ingredients from scratch, and use 5 different pots and pans, when I have chronic fatigue and no dishwasher?

These people seem to get it, though. It’s very simple in places. It’s basically the cookbook for people who think, ‘I’m really bored of those same five low-spoons meals I eat, but I can’t think of anything else to cook that won’t exhaust me’. And it’s free!

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therapist told me I need to smoke more weed, fuck more trannies, and make more art

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Lmao

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sometimes I almost forget slut is a derogatory term. it's so friend shaped to me. I love when things are slutty. I love sluts and slutting it up. it's a cute word. make every day sluttier than your last. sluttttt

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Our top scientists are working round the clock on our bottom scientists instead of doing any of the fucking work I gave them STOP FUCKJNG AND FIGURE SHIT OUT GODDAMMIT

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Tgirl who gets dysphoria when you ask chat gpt questions because she wants to be the robot you rely on for info dumping