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the signs as things i've heard people say at my school
Aries: I just got here and I already want to go home.
Taurus: *After being tazed* I'm cooked
Gemini: *Handing the teacher a dvd* DJ Malec spin this shit
Cancer: I smoked a whole baby yesterday.
Leo: Do u ever look at your hoeish ways and contemplate how you got here
Virgo: HE GOT HIT BY A PRIUS OKAY HE'S FINE
Libra: *Singing* Someday we'll find it, the rainbow- DRAMATIC ASS HOE SHUT THE FUCK-
Scorpio: *In the corner* alexander hamilton was the biggest hoe
Sagittarius: I heard that someone entered a pringles flavor contest with period blood flavored pringles
Capricorn: (To Sagittarius) But did he win???
Aquarius: Suck my ass that taco was the shit
Pisces: Does homestuck count as a video game???
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you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned
me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields
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*makes eye contact with security cameras to assert dominance*
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Ok real talk WHO is going to shell out 200+ dollars for this almost life size horse skeleton
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such a great feeling when someone just genuinely wants to talk to you and wants to know how your life is going
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have I ever mentioned, that there is a vampire-cat in my neighborhood?
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