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every steddie fic is like oooo big strong eddie has to protect steve the poor delicate flower from the horrors of the world. ok. well which one of them has survived for 4 years and which one died immediately

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my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right

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PROPAGANDA:

Olivia Octavius:

Iconic plot twist of her being Doc Ock and just as mad and evil as her boss as Spider-Man tried (and failed) to charm her thinking she was just a normal scientist.

She is mad but in a hot way

I love her manic energy and the fact that she's friends (maybe even more?) with the Aunt May we see in the first Spider-Verse movie!! Also, the fact she still mentors Miles while being Spider-Man's enemy? Iconic.

Emmet Brown:

Y'all it's Doc Brown he's theeee mad scientist. Also he fucks unlike the rest of these losers.

HE STEALS URANIUM FOR HIS TIME MACHINE CAR. AND IT WORKS! AND HE CHANGES THE PAST! GOES TO THE PRESENT TO CHANGE THE FUTURE AND GETS LOST. AND THEN HE MAKES A SECOND TIME MACHINE OUT OF A TRAIN ENGINE. he may not be the villain character in the movies, but he is properly mad.

I had to search up what his actual name was because everyone calls him Doc Brown, very mad scientist of him, no? Also figured out how to 1, time travel, and 2, do it in a baller car

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Reading hitchikers guide for the first time was really funny because it was like ohhhh THIS the writing that every unfunny nerd has been trying to emulate from like ‘00-‘12 . But good.

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The double flan emojis make the identity theft scam just a little more enticing.

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*smirks like someone about to confidently say something deeply problematic on reddit*

disliking mayonnaise is performative

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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cmon child safety lid you know it's me

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im nonbinary which means I use male deodorant on one armpit and female deodorant on the other

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bro i,m like two squeaks old

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was thinking about bear/bare

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Okay you guys.

IF YOU PRIMARILY DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH reply with what you mentally call it, if you have a nickname for it or something

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this is an incredible map