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why is this on my dash. i do not condone this

Omg your art idea in 2025 is to post photos of grapefruits because they look like pussies? That's really groundbreaking and provocative man should I call the MoMA

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some people will never learn 😑

Idk how to explain it but grapefruit is the biggest backstabbing bitch of a fruit out there. Like it’s so pretty and pink and by looking at it you’d think it was just a silly little innocent orange, but it’s actually really bitter and nasty.

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You are so dedicated I love you

uuuuhhhhhh thanks lol

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Grapefruit Stimboard 🩷🧡

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guess who's got followers? not the tree of growth. me, actually 😏

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could someone tell me what's happening with the case and chad? i haven't checked to news because reddit told me not to but i want to know whats happening

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the fruit god always forgives ME my trespasses. not so for others. i am Special 🙏❤️🍇🍊

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wait fuck have i really gone this long w\out changing my ask buttton fuck fuck fuck

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but like seriously can anyone ever be completely sure of their sanity? like how do you know for sure? how can you ever be sure? have you ever been sure? have i? only the fruit god knows

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gay is yhe Fruit Gods blessling

u make a dumbass post saying something like "men who eat fruit are gay" and some yeehaw trad cath white woman with lana del rey as her profile picture responds with "my boyfriend is straight and he loves eating fruit. he's been bullied since he was 7 years old for eating fruit. he still has nightmares about school children calling him gay fruit boy.... delete this disgusting post"

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And agin I say.. this is truly the Fruit God embodied. All hAil. All Hail.

The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)

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I'll have yuo know itsrather nice here Actually

existential dread of living in Canada

I'm scared what its gonna be like in the future

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whenever someone says the phrase" thats so real" i think a small and cute animal should die

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Episode 9: A Father's Love

This one really does start off with a bang. "My father was a murderer." Like damn. I almost wish my father was a murderer so I could open like that.

I don't really wish my father was a murderer. Sometimes I wish he was dead, though.

Julia's so relatable, you know? Maybe nnot the specific experiences or anything

It would be really funny if he'd died on 9/11 (obligatory (former(?)) american joke)

It's really horrible the eay people behave around big cases and crimes like this. They just become so opinionated, virulent, even violent. Even before it gets to court. I am glad i am in Canada now where the only criminal is Me

I can only hope I will be killed to fuel cult magic someday praise the Fruit God

Adding no bodies in the shed to reading list - amazon had better ship to vancouver lol

vancouver canada that is fuck do i miss voodoo donuts

that's a sort of metaphorical silence and blindess, not knowing what someone so close to you. i could probably write more on that but i am so so tired

my memory from my childhood is patchy as well i feel like that's

oh, i remember the witches

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Grapefruit is a perfect name for a perfect fruit!

Shame on you for doubting and disrespecting the Fruit God and His vision

Grapefruit is a dumb name. We already have a fruit that is grapes, it's grapes!

Grapefruit doesn't have anything in common with grapes besides both being fruit. If that's enough to name something after grapes, all fruits are grape fruits!