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Chapter 2 published!!

i forgot to update it last saturday lmao, next chapter coming this saturday!!

Danish Murder Mystery

tadejonas, 744 words (as of now), 1/6 chapters, murder mystery au, inspired by the grand budapest hotel, fluff, crack treated seriously, slowish burn, minor character death, happy ending

plot: Jonas is the concierge of the Grand Tour Hotel, on a little island in Denmark. Tadej is the pastry chef there. One day one of the clients gets killed. Apparently Tadej used to be a private detective in Slovenia, before moving to Denmark. Jonas prays he'll find who the murderer is, and not about the stupid crush he has on the man.

READ HERE!!!!

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PSA

the internet archive is getting sued for a bajillion dollars. you can voice your support for the archive and its services on change.org here or below.

the actual internet archive staff are pushing for signatures, so i figured i would support. + definitely reblog if you feel so inclined.

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what f1 needs is more homoeroticisim and fewer sprint races actually

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if you:

think ipt should be accepted into races unbothered

feel bad for ipt riders because "they might not have had a choice to sign here"

think protests should be at most "flags and signs on the roadside" and not bother anyone

Unfollow me, block me, or come into my askbox so we can discuss your morally deficient opinions on the public place (the dash)

kisses

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weird to me when the comms are like "don't like politics in sports"

one team is sponsored by a dictatorship and the other by a genocidal ethnostate .... but yeah no politics

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the chances of opening ig to a naked gresini rider aren’t even low

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jonas attacking purely based on vibes is absolute cinema didn’t even know how many kilometers was left he just said put me in the slingshot i got a GC to nuke

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Jonas today

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fuckass dropshot

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Jonas fan service wave extra cute today someone clip it pls

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got reminded of this randomly. tiffany and valtteri say trans rights

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everything in sports is about sex. except sex. which is about winning

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I need checo and valtteri to make a butt’s out calendar together and then go on a date to a taqueria

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REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

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thanks to the gaudutuals i’m imagining the race staff backstage trying to wrestle a red jersey onto a raccoon

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CADILLAC DRIVER VALTTERI MOTHERFUCKING BOTTAS

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After my attendance to the us tennis open today and seeing jack draper alphaism in person, i now introduce to everyone my new rarepair. would love to hear the thoughts on this.