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shadowheart and lae'zel really went from enemies to "our gods lied to us about everything"

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In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

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"most allegedly haunted houses turn out to have gas leaks!"

no they don't. you are merely skimming the surface of mundane shit that can be wrong with old houses with your one puny little explanation that only fits a very small number of cases. try harder

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I am having the worst gay fever I’ve had in months, maybe years. My eyes are watering, I can’t stop sniffling, even the meds aren’t helping. Surely, I will soon perish.

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👀👀 not gonna name names but SOME of u are sweet and kind and deserve the world and i am rooting for u

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This is called "knowing your audience."

Nicole Coenen [ Instagram | TikTok | YouTube ]

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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YOU hates terfs

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Hey Newt I need to show you these pictures of a deer plush that i really want that i thought you would also enjoy, it's so flat and square, ideally shaped beast

She's so flat and square. She's basically a geometry.

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What is the highest number of notes on a post you have made? What's your most "successful" post?

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A hiker, clearly shaken, enters a remote English village pub, his clothes all torn and he's full of scratches. 

"You won't believe this," he says to the bartender. "I was attacked by a leopard!"

"Really?"

"Yes! A leopard! In England!" The hiker sits down and orders the strongest liquor they've got. "I tried to run, but it was if course much faster than me."

The hiker gets his glass, empties it, and asks for another. "It sent me to the ground with a mighty push from its paws, but weirdly enough it then just gave me a really sad look and left."

"Ah, you met Father Andrews," the bartender says, matter-of-factly.

"What do you mean?" asks the tourist, confused.

"Father Andrews was our priest. A truly kind-hearted man, loved by all. His only goal in life was to serve his congregation as well as he could. So when he one day found a lamp with a genie, his very first wish was to be a loving shepherd to the community."

"That's nice "

"Absolutely, if only he hadn't been so prone to spoonerisms."

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"When I'm around you, the ghosts don't appear." "Whether it's a ghost, a demon or a human. I will protect you."

GODDESS BLESS YOU FROM DEATH (2024?) Official Pilot

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PIT BABE 2 (2024-ish?)

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of all the bls pit babe being the one to get a second season really cements the idea that u have to be the weirdest bitch in the room at all points

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Sweet Tooth, Good Dentist's Thai name is แฟนที่ทันตแพทย์ส่วนใหญ่แนะนำ-Faen that most dentists recommend. It's a parody of tooth-paste ad dialogue. 

The Ex-Morning's Thai name is เพราะแฟนเก่าเปลี่ยนแปลงบ่อย-because ex-faen change frequently. If the "ex-faen" is "weather," then that is a common phrase used in many ads and articles.

Ossan's Love Thailand's Thai name is รักนี้ให้'นาย'-This love is for 'นาย(nai)'. Nai can mean both you and boss

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okey, this is the final QL lineup from the CHANGE2561 CHANGING PROJECTS LINEUP:

This Love Doesn't Have Long Beans ( BL )

Affair ( GL )

I'm the Most Beautiful Count ( BL )

Goddess Bless You From Death ( BL )

Pit Babes 2 ( BL )

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get ready for an exuberant summer