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things they should teach baseball players as soon as they go pro:
how to manage your money so you aren't broke at 40
sometimes your soulmate is a man
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a feel like the new generation of fanfic readers NEED to understand that clicking on a fic (interaction) does nothing. ao3 has no algorithm. your private discord discussions of fic do not reach the authors. if you do not actively engage with writers they will stop posting. this isn’t social media this is community.
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joke i'll never get tired of: "they died doing what they loved, [something no one would ever do on purpose]"
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Toxic codependency starter pack
edit: I tagged it with fiddbill fsr lol
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phineas and ferb quarantine episode where candace is convinced that this time her mom will see what the boys are doing because nobody can even leave the house but somehow linda is always in the wrong room
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Unpopular opinion: not everything that makes you uncomfortable is bad. Sometimes discomfort means your worldview is being challenged. It’s okay to sit with discomfort and think about where it’s coming from.
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top 10 lines that make me want to bang my head against the wall
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im gonna analyze this cute fictional guy......with my mouth by putting my mouth on his mouth and exploring his characterization by Making out with him
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TWO MISSING PERSONS REPORTS FILED
OF TWO BROTHERS IN OREGON WILDS
LAST SEEN AT 618 GOPHER ROAD
BODIES NEVER FOUND, THEY’RE TOLD
BUT OREGON COPS FORGET A LOT
A COVERUP, A HIDDEN PLOT
AND CONTRADICTIONS SEEM TO SAY:
SINCE WHEN CAN CORPSES WALK AWAY?
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ghost Stans au lore drop \o/ ignore the fact that the silver mirror is way too big lmao
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@jack-fruit and i were talking about this part from tsi(rml) earlier and it made me laugh so here's our alt scene
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