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It’s all “Earth Wind and Fire” this and “Do you remember” that

But we all know what today is really about

ON THE TWENTY FIRST DAY OF THE MONTH OF SEPTEMBER

IN AN EARLY YEAR OF A DECADE NOT TOO LONG BEFORE OUR OWN

THE HUMAN RACE SUDDENLY ENCOUNTERED A DEADLY THREAT TO ITS VERY EXISTENCE

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ius this real???

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IDW Sonic the Hedgehog, Issue 34 Page 12

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bippo

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im the prettiest canary in this mine

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my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed

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For some reason we were given access to custom emojis on teams and it took people less than 24 hours to add the logo of the local unemployment office and start using it as a reaction when something goes wrong or upper management announces another shit decision

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“Are you the witch who turned eleven princes into swans?”

The old woman stared at the figure on the front step of her cottage and considered her options. It was the kind of question usually backed up by a mob with meaningful torches, and it was the kind of question she tried to avoid.

Coming from a single dusty, tired housewife, it should’ve held no terrors.

“You a cop?”

The housewife twisted the hem of her apron. “No,” she muttered. “I’m a swan.”

A raven croaked somewhere in the woods. Wind whispered in the autumn leaves.

Then: “I think I can guess,” the old woman said slowly. “Husband stole your swan skin and forced you to marry him?”

A nod.

“And you can’t turn back into a swan until you find your skin again.”

A nod.

“But I reckon he’s hidden it, or burned it, or keeps it locked up so you can’t touch it.”

A tiny, miserable nod.

“And then you hear that old Granny Rothbart who lives out in the woods is really a batty old witch whose father taught her how to turn princes into swans,” the old woman sighed. “And you think, ‘Hey, stuff the old skin, I can just turn into a swan again this way.’

“But even if that was true – which I haven’t said if it is or if it isn’t – I’d say that I can only do it to make people miserable. I’m an awful person. I can’t do it out of the goodness of my heart. I have no goodness. I can’t use magic to make you feel better. I only wish I could.”

Another pause. “If I was a witch,” she added.

The housewife chewed the inside of her cheek. Then she drew herself up and, for the first time, looked the old woman in the eyes.

“Can you do it to make my husband miserable?”

The old woman considered her options. Then she pulled the wand out from the umbrella stand by the door. It was long, and silver, and a tiny glass swan with open wings stood perched on the tip.

“I can work with that,” said the witch.

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Proud of you all for getting increasingly hotter as you get deeper into your 20s and 30s and beyond. That’s really cool and brave and so fun.

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IDW Sonic the Hedgehog, Issue 33 Page 16

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I got my tetanus shot we can play polearms again

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the paper airplane competition ➿✈️

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Happy 20th Anniversary Resident Evil: Apocalypse!

Released in theaters on September 10, 2004.

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IDW Sonic the Hedgehog, Issue 33 Page 16

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week 1: i love doing art

week 2: i am so burned out

week 3: we are so back

week 4: i am so burned out

etc