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This is what Stan looks like when his brother's about to rape him

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nothing worse than when someone hits you with the “as long as you’re not into rape, incest, or like ageplay!” like damn bro thats my big three!

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I felt very :( but then I remembered stancest and went :)

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Stan bros both having erectile dysfunction.

Imagine they're on the Stan O' War, making out. It gets hot 'n steamy, grinding against each other and stuff. After a few minutes of fruitless friction, Stan groans.

"What's wrong, Stanley?" Ford would ask tentatively.

"We don't have any damn Viagra."

Cue to flaccid sex. Sucking each other off even though you're both soft, fucking each other with their limp cocks.

(I might have a think for flaccid penises).

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Stan bros both having erectile dysfunction.

Imagine they're on the Stan O' War, making out. It gets hot 'n steamy, grinding against each other and stuff. After a few minutes of fruitless friction, Stan groans.

"What's wrong, Stanley?" Ford would ask tentatively.

"We don't have any damn Viagra."

Cue to flaccid sex. Sucking each other off even though they're both soft, fucking each other with their limp cocks.

(I might have a thing for flaccid penises).

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Thinking about becoming a radqueer so I can be #transhappy and go yippee and teehee and wahoo

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dead dove :) necrokink ford asking stan to be his pretend corpse for him

HEYYY SO ford asking stan to try something 'weirder than usual' with him for sex. ford's apprehensive so stan basically has to force it out of him. he's like, "hun. would you pretend to be a dead body for me? i'd like to put you in a sort of ice bath for as long as you could stand it, then i'd like you to stay completely still and quiet as i ride you."

"Holy shit, uh, yeah? I'd do anything for you, Sixer, it's not like you're asking for a murder-suicide. but wouldn't it be difficult to get hard when I'm that cold?"

"It wouldn't be an issue for me, I want to feel that sensation whether you're hard or not, if you don't mind?"

So Stan found himself the next day being hauled ass-naked back onto deck by his twin's hands, emergency ropes falling from his form and feeling pretty damn frozen from the cold ocean water. Ford ushered him into their cabin, their bed and he does as instructed. Lay there and do nothing, which sounded great and simple.

Under his breath, Ford said, "You should open your eyes, corpses that-"

His eyes dart open, "Right, no, you ain't gotta explain that part."

After assessing that Stan wasn't hypothermic, he'd stripped off his pants. Stan watched as his own cock was lubed by Ford's hand. It was shriveled from the cold, and how Ford liked to get off on this he didn't have a clue, so Stan asked if he could vocalize his thoughts and attractions to this. Since Ford's pretending to fuck a dead body anyway, he should be pretending to be alone with his thoughts. It seemed like it was working already since Ford was rock hard due to anticipating this scene.

It's then Ford spoke, "Oh, I've finally got you alone. All to myself." He threw a leg over Stan's hips, a visible shiver trailing up his body from the contact. His hand rested on his cold stomach as he voice wavered, "You must have been a beautiful creature when living. Too beautiful still, for a man to resist." Ford handled his soft member with shaky excited fingers, aimed it up toward his entrance and maneuvered over it. Only then did he glance up at Stan's stoic expression, staring right at him, making his heart beat harder against his chest. He stared at his twin's frame instead, then pressing his soft, chilled cock against his hole.

Oh shit, he prepped? Fingering himself while I was out there- Stan thought, but it was interrupted by the feeling of being shoved into the hot heat of his entrance, watching his brother tremble at the temperature difference between them.

Ford shook and moaned out loudly, falling apart right there as his dick spurted and leaked cum onto Stan's stomach. He panted after, sitting on his thighs and coming down from his high.

"Woah, that was quick. You alright, there?" Stan asked, rubbing at his legs.

"S-sorry, yes, fantastic. I can't believe I didn't last, I can still go again."

"Yeah, warm me up in the meantime, will ya? With your hands?" Ford nodded and got to work stroking his palms up and down Stan's skin. Stan asked, "So what was it that got you off, if ya don't mind me asking?"

"Ah, it was, um... Your stillness and coldness contributed to the fantasy heavily. I suppose feeling you unerect also plays a part, since we haven't done something like this."

Stan grinned and replied, "Gotcha. So you really are into the dead body fantasy. Hopefully next time I'll get more of a show."

Ford got a firm look on his face, "Who said anything about next time? You're still cold, aren't you?" He rolled his hips into Stan's, noticing his member becoming warmer and stiffer. "Besides-"

"I swear to God if you make a joke about rigor mortis-"

"I was, but nevermind." Ford said cheekily.

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Okay but are we talking "one-of-them-is-injured" hospital sex or "doctor-pines-pretends-his-doctorates-are-in-medicine" hospital sex or "somebody-should-not-be-allowed-in-the-dementia-unit" hospital sex

stancest hospital sex when

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AU where Ford gets dogboyified in multiverse somewhere and when he returns to gravity falls stan is just completely whipped for him.

Like his bro was already cute as a button to start with, but now he has fluffy ears and a tail and barks??? Cuteness (and horny) overload.

Also Ford is one of those skittish traumatized dogs that is super nervous and shaky all the time until he feels safe again.

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YES YES YES THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING. Stanley only feeling attraction to one specific person, to his everything, and it breaks him apart inside because that's not how he's "supposed to" love.

Demisexual Stan who genuinely wants a romantic and sexual connection with someone but freaks out whenever someone gives him attention like that. Demisexual Stan who forces himself to be "normal" and tries to hook up with people even though he feels sick to his stomach. Demisexual Stan's mind that drifts to a familiar face anytime he's kissing someone just so he can calm down. Demisexual Stan realizing that the only person he's been attracted to is his brother, so he tries to find guys who look similar but it just gives off a sense of wrongness that makes him wanna puke.

In the future, Ford notices how Stan reacts to when he's hit on in return (bc let's be real, Stan still hits on people, he has a reputation to uphold) and assumes that's just something Stan isn't interested in, but notices how sad Stan seems to get about it. Because, in Stan's mind, this is something he genuinely wants with someone--but there's only one person he wants, and they're unobtainable.

Or so he thinks.

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Omegaverse stancest but Ford has another genetic defect: his secondary gender.

Instead of aligning with alpha, omega, or beta, he exhibits both alpha and omega characteristics. He's basically intersex but omegaverse style.

So, of course, when he presents, it's extremely confusing for everyone. He's originally written off as an omega when he first starts presenting because fits the profile and goes into what appears to be heat.

However, a few days into his heat, Stanley presents as an omega. Because they're both believed to be omegas, the twins are shut in their room together to deal with their heats (after all, it's not like suppressants are widely available at this point in time).

Within minutes of being alone with his twin, Stanford begins to become possessive and rougher around the edges. He goes into rut and, unsurprisingly, mates with his brother.

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This pride month I offer you demisexual Stan and Ford, aka:

Stanley-sexual Ford

And

Stanford-sexual Stan

Thank you.

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Seeing tumblr people I really admire like my half-assed ideas honestly makes my day. Like what do you mean you like my ideas????

I appreciate every single person who interacts with me so much especially considering I don't post stuff as much as I'd like to

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Not-quite-human Ford (be it the effects of his dimension-hopping or just a sort of creature-like, nonhuman mind) ferally raping his brother.

((The word "bitching" comes to mind, though it's not quite applicable))

Ford pinning his brother to the ground and forcing himself inside, growling and panting and promising to breed Stan. Using his body like animals do, like Stan is nothing but a warm, fertile hole.

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I would appreciate it if y'all could read this/rt, whether it be on here or on twitter.

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“also personal opinion stanley is kind of a pedophile ngl”

You know, I’ve thought about how Stanley doesn’t have any friends his own age, only hangs out with kids, and virtue signals about only dating women his own age (while never actually dating them). Now, I’m not saying that means anything, but he does sort of have that energy. The energy of an adult who relates more to children than other adults (and perhaps prefers their company).

Def not ACTUALLY implying that Mr. Hirsch intended to in any way, shape, or form, BUT.

Stan has some really interesting behaviors, that when viewed from the lens of him being a pedophile, make a lot of sense.

Making his nephew wear a wolf costume that does not include a shirt and putting him on display for customers. Waggling his eyebrows at his nephew while he reads him a book titled "Why Am I So Sweaty?". Making his niblings appease him in competition. Having beef with an eight year old that's attracted to his niece. The scene in the Gobblewonker episode where he just starts. Talking to this random kid about being "fishing buddies" and having secrets.

There's more! All of his employees are children or were when they started working for him. The fact that he's constantly being touchy with his niblings, that he is frequently overly friendly with kids.

I HEART KIDS. That was his idea for something to make YOUNG PEOPLE like him more.

The effort he put into trying to be his best when he met his niblings.

I could go on but yeah. Stanley Pines is WEIRD about kids, and I love him for that.

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Age regressed Ford with a Stanley plushie

Age regressed Stanley with a Ford plushie

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