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All girls do is lie and play that cat game on they phone

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*gracefully flips over a quesadilla* anyone would be lucky to have me

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It’s so fucked up that women are so universally dismissed and hated in society that nearly every single woman goes through a phase (if not a lifetime) of thinking she isn’t like other women purely because she has rational thoughts, hobbies, feelings, and needs.

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me: *worries that I’m Evil and Manipulative and tries very hard every day to be a good person*

me: oh my god

me: I’m manipulating people into thinking I’m good

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Where is this I want to spend all my days here

insanity

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Andy Samberg Shares His Rejected Golden Globes Jokes.

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i only type in lowercase because i hate capitalism

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People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

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me as a detective: WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂

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i found my deviantart from when i was 12 i dont deserve this

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where would i be, as a person and in society, without rice

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what’s with all these stories of hundred plus year old vampires falling in love with teenagers like yes they might LOOK your age but you’ve got a few centuries of maturity on them I want vampires falling in love with 40 year old suburban housewives and business executives and preschool teachers not high school students

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me: if youre dead you dont have to do homework or get stressed over school so it would eliminate anxiety

my therapist: