ur 2nd least favorite author and third favorite thespianhe/himseveral wips coming soon to a little ginger man near you
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its tough for us girth kings out there

Why he girthy though (normal one for scale)
#always compared to our less girthy brothers#the girth brothers#girthing it#hex key versus alan wrench
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unfortunately my parents have the white music taste of 2016 and it hasnt faltered a bit since.
#shut up and dance#nightmare nightmare nightmare#white people music#who says white people dont have culture
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burned an album to a cd instead of buying it because i dont have money but i got plenty of time.
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shhhhhhh

What is this, a sippy cup for ants?!?!?!
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i need cosmic brownies on a life altering level
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asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room
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things you DO NOT need to be a man
a dick
he/him pronouns
XY chromosomes
things you DO need to be a man
the swiftness of a coursing river
the force of a great typhoon
the strength of a raging fire
the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon
^this post was brought to you by LGBT^
Let's
Get down to
Business
To defeat the huns
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Australia’s version of the onion has just character assassinated all you gays
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read Big boob at work, wasn't gonna question

Big toob at work, I was told I can have it
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are you attracted to my innate inability to do anything remotely human or normal
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i love dnd
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slapped it in 1960, actually.
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