I gave up on being cis when I started playing Splatoon. They call me Luminance the way I light up the room with my bullshittery I run @not-not-turnblr too Mentally deranged (I use arch linux)
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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.
"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"
but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.
such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.
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my three favorite things are the oxford comma, irony, and missed opportunities
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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".
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im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper
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i can't get over this stupid fucking animation. i love how comically high the framerate is compared to all of his other animations. blud looks like he's boutta roundhouse kick silver the hedgehog
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chicken nuggets but theyre made from spinach
#chicken nuggets but made of ice#i wanna crunch dino nuggies#like just let me eat a bajillion dino nuggies without being judged
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hmmmmmmmm i dont know about that one. but i might also know about that one
for context my sibling said "what are your pronouns actually?" and now im making people guess my pronouns and preferred name because i think it would be funny. everyone needs a little more chaos :3
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When the edge mchedge asks for hugs and kisses, you are legally obligated to give them. No exceptions. >:3
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ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens gmail* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens youtube* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens an unstable vortex in time and space* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens ao3* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr*
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