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ur welcome 2 come feel the weight of my feminist balls in your tiny hand
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Between Saving Private Ryan ($70 million), Interstellar ($165 million), and The Martian ($108 million), America has spent nearly $350 million trying to rescue Matt Damon.
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Cole is building my computer and I just walked in to see this bullshit
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age 6: i want to live in a SPACE MANSION
age 9: i want to live in a REGULAR MANSION
age 12: i want to live in a BIG HOUSE
age 15: i want to live in a REGULAR HOUSE
age 18: i want to live SOMEWHERE WITH A COUCH
age 21: i want to live in a SPACE MANSION
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older generation: u all get too offended 2 easily
gay people: *exist*
older generation: oh my GOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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film meme - (5/10) favorite 90s teen movies Wild Things (1998) - “Kelly’s pissed at Mr. Lombardo too. She’s in love with him. I mean he’s been her whole fantasy since her old man died, and then she found out that Mr. Lombardo was doing her mom, and that was it.”
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Date someone who will let you fall asleep in their car, drive the whole time, be okay with it, and avoid the holes so you sleep fine.
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Matt Dillon y Thandie Newton en “Crash”, 2004
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