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Text: Whenever you're free.

Text: this afternoon? We can grab some food after, cause you know this lady's gonna be hangry.

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Text: I need someone to spar with.

Text: You know I’m always in, bro. When?

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hickeybyjake:

First and foremost, I’m not apologizing for my LOA. I hate explaining myself when I don’t have to and I also really don’t feel like it. As for where I disappeared off to…I decided to try out the spa retreat thing Kitty always goes on about and it was pretty awesome. Cant find much to complain about when a bunch of women can’t keep their hands off of me.

Obviously I’m going to need an update. Stupid question: Anyone get in a fight lately?

You’re right. That is a stupid question.

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text ✉ dantana

Santana: Good point. Now you're fishing for compliments. That is cute in itself. Yeah, you're hot, okay? How can you be sure when you're asleep when it happens? It's okay to admit that you like to stare at me longingly while I sleep. Sure, it's a little creepy but at least you're not at an Edward level of creepy.

Santana: This could explain why are arguments last longer than they probably should.

Dani: You're obnoxious, you know that? Staring at you longingly? I'm sorry to say your dream is dashed, cause I don't. Watch it or I won't share my weed.

Dani: No kidding. We're both too stubborn.

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text ✉ dantana

Santana: You tell me. Why would you? Yes. I do. Short answer, because it's fun, and you're cute. First of all, I'm not the one that kicks. Secondly, you were paying enough attention to know that my nose crinkles in my sleep, therefore, you were actually /watching/ me.

Santana: I don't know why you try arguing with me, we both know I won't back down.

Dani: Well it does make fantastic foreplay sometimes. So I'm not hot? Just "cute"? I certainly don't kick. While I'm sleeping at least. Fine, maybe sometimes I can't sleep and open my eyes. If you're there I'm gonna see you. Doesn't mean I stare like a creep.

Dani: Neither will I.

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text ✉ dantana

Santana: Are you underestimating me? I can and will walk out if we end up watching something I hate, comfy PJs or not. No. I'm going to keep calling you cute because I love the reaction it gets. -- Okay, you went from cute to a little creepy. Watch me while I sleep often?

Dani: Why would I ever underestimate you? You love making me annoyed? Really? Why? I wasn't watching you. You kick me in your sleep so much I wake up and have to shove you.

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text ✉ dantana

Santana: You being awkward? Totally cute. You didn't have game a moment ago so that's doubtful. You wouldn't dare! I'll walk out on you, Harper. Don't try me.

Dani: No you won't. I'm gonna lend you pjs and give you popcorn, you'll be comfy. Stop calling me cute. You're the one whose nose gets all wrinkly when she sleeps.

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@SuperRyGuy: @unstoppbledanih: okay how about after the first burger, I'll buy the rest

@unstoppbledanih: @SuperRyGuy see that sounds good. i also expect every1 to feed my ego and tell me how great i was @ the stop.

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hopelessly-sandradee:

Valentine’s Day is coming up and you guys know what that means! No, not more money going to silly card companies who want people to feel bad because they don’t have a date. It means…Time to create all the incredible treats! Cookies, chocolate, red velvet and cinnamon everything.

It’ll be great.

As usual, I will be waiting on your doorstep Valentine’s morning.

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rowdy--riley:

Valentines day is so depressing, I don’t even get why it’s a holiday. The only good thing that comes out of it is all the sugary treats that it brings. I don’t know why it gets so much hype when really all it brings it the constant reminder that love is a bunch of bullshit. That being said, if anyone wants to get me some candy, I wouldn’t turn it away.

Just ignore it, girl. It’s meaningless. And hey, I’ll buy you candy, okay?

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text ✉ dantana

Santana: I've seen you tired, and I've exhausted you a time or two, but you still had game so I'm not buying it.

Santana: Would it help if I said it was cute?

Dani: I'm not cute. I /always/ have game. Don't make me force you to watch that thing you hate.

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text ✉ dantana

Santana: Mm. Good point.

Santana: Cool. ;D

Santana: Since when are you the awkward one? Thought you were supposed to be all smooth and confident.

Dani: That was not me being awkward. That was me being dead ass tired.

Dani: Shut up.

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text ✉ dantana

Santana: I was thinking just some Netflix but you seem to have something else in mind.

Santana: I'm still not used to you staying at Ell's. I think it would be a little weird to Netflix and chill at his place.

Dani: It's us. It's a fair question of your intents.

Dani: Yeah it really would. I'm cool with just netflix, swear. The company would be cool.

Dani: ...let's pretend I didn't just say cool twice in a row like a moron.

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text ✉ dantana

Santana: They always deserve it.

Santana: I'll be dropping by the Stop and then you and I are watching some Netflix. How's that for a plan?

Dani: But we gonna watch Netflix orrrr we gonna Netflix and chill?

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@SuperRyGuy: @unstoppbledanih: I hope this offer is still on the table because you know I can always eat! #endlesspit

@unstoppbledanih: @SuperRyGuy of course! though I know you and I know you'll make me broke, so we gonna limit your intake boy.

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@realestriley: you had me at burgers and sold me on shakes, i'm totally in.

@unstoppbledanih: @realestriley hey I said if you're lucky ;)

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text ✉ dantana

Santana: Noo. Of course not. You'd /never/ be sarcastic.

Santana: Here's to hoping there were more Socs with bruised shins than Greasers.

Santana: Other than getting a chance to knee a Soc in the groin, things were pretty tame for me. I was hoping for more. At least I have a chance to make up for the lack of fun this weekend.

Santana: Have anything planned?

Dani: damn I wish I coulda seen that. I'm sure they deserved it.

Dani: there ya go, weekends always gotta be fun. No plans aside from the usual. Couple fights, training, work...watch some Netflix curled up in my bed. How about you?