greatanddeliciousbread
greatanddeliciousbread
The Most Epic Bread Boi
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Nothing greater than a delicious slice of bread.Any pronounsGenderfluid
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greatanddeliciousbread ¡ 4 hours ago
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u kno this site is full of nerds because even people’s sexual fantasies are like ok i’m a 19th century surgeon and you’re my patient. i start to repair your hernia but that’s not the only thing i get my tools on…(since this is before the popularization of handwashing as a surgical practice, you contract an infection and die)
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greatanddeliciousbread ¡ 1 day ago
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chica designed by a woman vs chica designed by 2 men
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greatanddeliciousbread ¡ 1 day ago
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a single dry cough
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greatanddeliciousbread ¡ 1 day ago
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fanfic writing culture isn’t “oh dang! I wanted to write about this prompt with this character but someone else already wrote it, so now I can’t”.
fanfic writing culture is always “two cakes is better than one. the more the merrier. there can ever be enough fics of this character with this prompt!”
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greatanddeliciousbread ¡ 1 day ago
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when people my age make films about how depressing and lame it is to be doing nothing in your mid 20s im like well you just directed a movie so you cant possibly understand
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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door
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@adelinejclose
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Real talk: I know there's a Renfield sub-fandom out there, so if you want more of Dwight Frye as a mistreated assistant, try the 1935 quickie The Crime of Dr. Crespi. The poor guy tries to stop his mad doctor boss from turning people into zombies and gets tied up and shoved in a closet for his troubles.
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greatanddeliciousbread ¡ 1 day ago
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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts
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greatanddeliciousbread ¡ 1 day ago
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"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach
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greatanddeliciousbread ¡ 1 day ago
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tea isn’t just a drink it’s a handwarmer it’s an experience it’s a love language it’s a friend it’s
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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".
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I've seen this episode twice now and I'm still haunted by this line of dialogue. what did he mean by this
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