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u kno this site is full of nerds because even peopleâs sexual fantasies are like ok iâm a 19th century surgeon and youâre my patient. i start to repair your hernia but thatâs not the only thing i get my tools onâŚ(since this is before the popularization of handwashing as a surgical practice, you contract an infection and die)
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chica designed by a woman vs chica designed by 2 men
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fanfic writing culture isnât âoh dang! I wanted to write about this prompt with this character but someone else already wrote it, so now I canâtâ.
fanfic writing culture is always âtwo cakes is better than one. the more the merrier. there can ever be enough fics of this character with this prompt!â
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when people my age make films about how depressing and lame it is to be doing nothing in your mid 20s im like well you just directed a movie so you cant possibly understand
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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door
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Real talk: I know there's a Renfield sub-fandom out there, so if you want more of Dwight Frye as a mistreated assistant, try the 1935 quickie The Crime of Dr. Crespi. The poor guy tries to stop his mad doctor boss from turning people into zombies and gets tied up and shoved in a closet for his troubles.
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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts
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"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach
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tea isnât just a drink itâs a handwarmer itâs an experience itâs a love language itâs a friend itâs
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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".
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I've seen this episode twice now and I'm still haunted by this line of dialogue. what did he mean by this
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