greatestrival
greatestrival
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greatestrival · 4 days ago
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MAX AND DONUT for @clingyhq !!! love max always.. especially his cat loving self
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greatestrival · 4 days ago
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PRIDEEE MONTHHH
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greatestrival · 14 days ago
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winged
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greatestrival · 1 month ago
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greatestrival · 1 month ago
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shut the fuck up about norris getting fucked by the vsc as if his Miami wins weren't BECAUSE OF IT
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greatestrival · 1 month ago
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McLaren bad luck
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greatestrival · 1 month ago
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OCON WE WILL REMEMBER YOU. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE
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greatestrival · 1 month ago
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oh my god. The Stars have Aligned
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greatestrival · 1 month ago
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WELCOME BACK CUNTRESS OF THE UNIVERSE MAX VERSTAPPEN
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greatestrival · 1 month ago
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he's got balls of fucking steel.
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greatestrival · 1 month ago
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TB* spoiler
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greatestrival · 1 month ago
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What do you mean no homo
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greatestrival · 2 months ago
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Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this
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greatestrival · 2 months ago
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sending illi & friends to the Big Dance…!!!
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greatestrival · 2 months ago
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my brother got covid because he's a college professor and there's not much he can do to mitigate exposure when he has 200+ students per lecture. he's got a baby at home, so he does his best, but.
the governmental website for covid information is now propaganda. not a joke, not hyperbole, not an exaggeration: it's genuinely the definition of propaganda. this is biased misinformation determined to push a political stance. it is being hosted on a government server. it looks like something you'd find in a "top 10 weird internet conspiracy stories (and their origins)" youtube video.
my brother called me when he saw it. he had me type it into google. for a second i legitimately thought that i had typed something wrong. we have both taught college: we have both said "a .gov site is usually a reliable resource." i just stared at my phone for a long, long time.
i thought about how when i was a kid, conspiracy theories were mostly fun and a little spooky. unserious. i remember reading some long, complicated website about how avril lavigne is dead. how bigfoot is real. it used to be funny-and-a-joke.
over seven million people (globally) have died from covid. america has the highest death rate with over 1.2 million people.
the thing is - every time a person dies from something like a mass shooting or poverty or treatable illness - we are told don't make it political. we are told it's just something that can happen. we are told it's sad but what can you do!
the president of the united states is using a government website to try to erase the very-real deaths that he personally caused due to a complete mismanagement of the pandemic. the president of the united states is using a government server to host propaganda, undermine science and medicine, and encourage distrust amongst his followers.
nothing is going to happen. nobody's gonna, like, do anything about it. it's a thursday today, and we are just going to move on from this like we have been moving on from everything else.
yesterday my brother was outside walking his dog, mask included. a guy in a truck pulls up and shouts something about covid and whatever the fuck else. my brother has a good sense of humor, described it to me as enthusiastic! i hadn't ever been catcalled before, this was new and therefore thrilling! i do see why you hate it, though. like. i have actual covid, does he want me to cough on him?
my brother doesn't get extra time off work anymore, because the cdc practically doesn't exist. my brother said i'm not exposing 200 students to covid. his boss shrugged and said: who cares? they're going to get it eventually anyway. like it isn't a pandemic.
like it's just a fucking thursday, and who cares about it.
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greatestrival · 2 months ago
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Every time a woman makes a pink job or girl math or girl dinner or I'm just a girl joke I unfortunately have to kill a random man on the streets. And you may think this is cruel or unjust but in reality that's just the way the cookie crumbles
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greatestrival · 2 months ago
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it’s kind of crazy how here on the so-called feminism website you literally can’t say something as simple as “dude is an inherently gendered term” without literally dozens upon dozens of people who consider themselves feminists showing up to say “idk i use it in a gender neutral way”. like idk how to tell you this but the fact that masculine words are considered default/neutral and feminine words are not is, in fact a reflection, of a patriarchal society.
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