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Grain Entrapment Stimboard

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* (  𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄 /  𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

These may have been edited for clarity or length or to better apply for roleplaying.

❛ Uh, I was just kind of in the middle of something here. ❜

❛ Well, maybe I can help. ❜

❛ I think I’m just gonna head home. ❜

❛ Are you all right? You didn’t sleep at all last night. ❜

❛ I got a solid eight minutes, not consecutively, but still. ❜

❛ It’s fine. You’re not even that blurry. ❜

❛ You gotta take it easy, man. I mean, you’re not sleeping. Your eye’s twitching. ❜

❛ Fine, but you need to get some rest. ❜

❛ This morning, you bit into a raw egg like it was an apple. ❜

❛ Thank you so much for getting me home safely. ❜

❛ Try not to fall apart. ❜

❛ Oh, yeah, I thought I recognized you. ❜

❛ You never cared about me. ❜

❛ What’s going on? ❜

❛ I can explain everything. ❜

❛ Just give me one second, okay? ❜

❛ How do we get out of this? ❜

❛ But you’re forgetting one, crucial piece of information right? ❜

❛ So sorry for eternally dooming you. ❜

❛ My brain is melting. ❜

❛ Okay, but, um what the hell is this? ❜

❛ I’m done. ❜

❛ Rule number one I get to do whatever I want, and you all just have to deal with it. ❜

❛ Rule two no more Spider-Man movies. ❜

❛ Rule three everyone leave me alone. ❜

❛ That does not make it easier. ❜

❛ I can’t help you. ❜

❛ You are a good person, NAME. ❜

❛ Sorry, it’s been a weird day. ❜

❛ You put the Peeps in the chili pot and eat them both up ❜

❛ You put the Peeps in the chili pot and it makes it taste bad  ❜

❛ I’m gonna eat all this chili and or die trying. ❜

❛ Dip your paws in my chili. ❜

❛ The world is empty. ❜

❛ There is no point to anything,  and you’re just gonna die. So do whatever. ❜

❛ And now I’m gonna eat my marshmallow-candy chili in silence, and you all can jump up your own butts. ❜

❛ Who cares? Good-bye. ❜

❛ Feeling all right? ❜

❛ I feel fine. ❜

❛ Um is everything okay other than, you know, everything? ❜

❛ It’s all chili under the bridge. ❜

❛ That’s insane, but it’s also, like the 11th most insane thing to happen today, so who cares? ❜

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THE SPONGEBOB MUSICAL SENTENCE STARTERS.

here’s about, give or take, 480 sentence starters from the spongebob musical.  this is composed of both lyrics & quotes from the broadway stage show, with some lines from the chicago recording sprinkled in.   feel free to change pronouns / etc. as necessary! & remember, you can always change “sponge” to human / person / woman / man / etc!

                    ACT 1.

BIKINI BOTTOM DAY.

❛ you see, i’m [name]’s biggest fan! ❜

❛ YO HO, WE WON’T GO! ❜

❛ stop your facebooks and your instagrams.. ❜ 

❛ good morning world, and all who inhabit it! ❜

❛ full steam ahead, the SS I AM READY is about to set sail! ❜

❛ this kind of day couldn’t get much better but it keeps on trying! ❜ 

❛ i’m on my way! ❜

❛ who’s the lucky sponge in the mirror who is living his dream? ❜

❛ happy just to be here in the world renowned! ❜

❛ [place], how i love this town! ❜

❛ good morning, [name]! ❜ 

❛ is it morning already? ❜

❛ i’m singing an opening number! ❜

❛ i missed a snack! ❜

❛ there might not be time for a nap, but i’ll do what i can! ❜

❛ i’m spending all day underneath my favorite rock! ❜

❛ now, what rhymes with rock? ❜

❛ nothing rhymes with rock! ❜

❛ no, it’s a beautiful day!. ❜

❛ would you please keep it down? ❜

❛ another day, another migraine. ❜

❛ when i want some quiet, there’s nowhere to go. ❜

❛ it’s a great day, [name]. in fact, i’d say this could be the best day ever! ❜

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happy hannukah! 🕯

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Send 💬  for me to make you a starter with a random line of dialogue from this generator.

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Yeah I understand schroedingers law, that any closed box could contain either whatever is supposed to be in it, or a dead cat, which is why i don’t go into shoe stores,

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David shrunk slightly as he watched his boy, a man now. His toes curled in his shoes. “Tommy...” He said, as if testing the waters. Tommy resisted the urge to snap at him as he listened to his father.

“I will never be able to fully apologize or make it up to you...but I’d like to try. You know I don’t believe in passing the blame, but your mother...she and I thought it best that I wasn’t a parent.”

Tommy bit the inside of his cheek. He had a million possible retorts. None of them felt right. He didn’t know words for his anger. “That’s a bunch of talk, pa. What do you want?”

Zaneeta hummed happily as she approached home, a skip in her step. Despite parental objections, she had moved in to the Djilas household. With both of Tommy's parents gone, her husband was the head of the house anyway. and it made it easier for Tommy to take care of his younger siblings. She stopped suddenly as her hand reached the door knob. Through the window she could see two men sitting at the dinner table. She hesitated, unsure of what to do.

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Tommy stared across the table, trying his hardest to process the apologetic ramble coming from his father. He had shown up and was waiting for Tommy outside when the younger Djilas had run home during his lunch break to pick up more staff paper.

Tommy panicked at the sound of footsteps; his father trailed off at the noise. Tommy jumped to his feet, counting his blessings that his siblings hadn’t come home yet. “Come on in, Zaneeta,” He called, “It’s our home, after all.” He shot a pointed glare towards his father, “My father is visiting.”

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i already knew a woodpecker’s tongue wraps around its skull when retracted but just now learned that the reason for that is to provide cushioning from the impacts of wood pecking. what the fuck. imagine your tongue being a shock absorber

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“I’m fine,” He choked out.

“I hope so!” Ruth said sternly, “If not then how will we ever get out of the enchanted fairy forest?”

If Tommy had answered honestly, it wasn’t true anymore. “I can explain,” He said hoarsely, “It’s a part of the game.” He shot a look of daggers at his younger sister.

Tommy leaned against the locker neighboring Zaneeta's with as suave a smile as a boy his age could manage, crossing his arms as he did so. "Hey," He said, "How were classes?" And then, before she could respond, as if he had just remembered it casually, "I heard dance practice got canceled."

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A blushing smile bloomed across her face as Tommy appeared in her periphery. “Classes were fine, thank you for asking,” The hint of a laugh laced her response as she neatly withdrew items from her bag to trade them with others waiting in her locker. “And yes, you are correct, practice was canceled tonight. As a member of the team, I get updated on relevant information,” She raised a brow as she closed her locker, “But thank you for making sure that I knew.” As she said this she shut the lock on the door. She knew that wasn’t why he had brought it up and she watched him expectantly.

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“No, that’s matzo,” He said with a hesitant smile. “Matzo ball soup is, uh...” He blew out a long breath, “It’s the best soup. A cure all.”

❝I can’t stop shivering.❞ @yegxds

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“You may be coming down with something,” Tom frowned, grabbing a blanket from the cabinet. He draped it over his wife’s shoulders, sitting next to her on the bed and holding her tightly, “Is it just shivering? Anything else?”

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i think reading together is one of the loveliest things two people can do. reading out loud to each other, or reading two different books while lounging on the floor seems so dreamy.

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favorite yiddish folk song?

ooh that’s a toughy!  I’ve always loved tumbaleika!

Followers, what is your favorite Yiddish song?  Favorite Ladino song?

-PJ