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@quiddie I will buy this shirt right now if you tell me to

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Cinematography by Roger Deakins, ASC, BSC: The Secret Garden (1993) directed by Agnieszka Holland

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Help I reread Twilight for the first time in 15 years

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"This character is mean" "that character is problematic"

Yeah so are people. If every character was perfectly nice and respectful all the time, you'd be bored out of your fucking mind

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sex is cool but have you ever brushed your hair after wearing a ponytail all day

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Was just leaning in the doorway of my CEO's office in my heels with my nails done discussing the local housing market and the home I recently put an offer in on.

Then on my drive home I needed to take a minute to recognize how excited younger me would be to know how far I've come. Like... I really got myself here. It was fucking hard but I did it.

And this is just the beginning.

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Costume appreciation series: Rachel Green’s wardrobe in season 1 of Friends

Costume Design by Debra McGuire

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Don't tell anyone, but sometimes when I'm taking my makeup off, I'll smear the eyeliner & mascara across the bridge of my nose, look in the mirror, and say "I'm Batman" in my deepest, scariest voice before wiping it all off.

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When my friend doesn't respond to my dm because they're "avoiding Instagram" but then I watch them scroll through reels for 20 minutes 🤨

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I like to imagine he didn't get to see the script going into this scene

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Tfw someone randomly brings up Tom Holland/Spider-Man and I have to pretend I've always been normal and this account doesn't exist

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Thanks fish. Imma have a Dr pepper instead. But I'll probably drink some water later

drink water you are so PRETTY drink water

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I LOVE MAKING UP NEW DND CHARACTERS

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Listen, I have seen many a posts to the tune of "Hozier is a fae god!" Or "Florence is a fae god!" And I am here to tell you that neither of them are fae gods. Paramours, probably, maybe members of an Entourage, but gods? No.

You want to know who an actual fucking fae god is???

Kendrick Lamar.

The pettiness. The creativity. The persuasiveness. The accuracy. He had 110 million people across the nation today singing "a minooooor" like it was fucking nothing. This man has cast a thousand-year curse on Aubrey Graham's bloodline that cannot be undone through mortal means.

Now, THAT is some fae god level shit.

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Happy P4A to all who celebrate

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I have... not been good at managing my ocpd lately 🙃

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Long live the superb owl