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i am the smartest person to ever live

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souyo commission!!!!

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i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military

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a companion piece to my previous post

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SEPppphtictanc yaoi

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THE NDP FORCED A CALL FOR A CEASEFIRE

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i had a bad night so?? fuck idk

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in the club tearing the fuck out of my fingernails and cuticles

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the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

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me @ my mutuals

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i am a men enjoyer i like men i like to look at men and think about kissing them i get butterflies when i see them

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lord the peasants are so loud today

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i am NOT trying to stop people from celebrating girlbulge and other aspects of trans bodies, but, like, theres literally nothing inherently sexual about being able to see the lump of a flaccid penis in pants that fit the way all modern pants are designed to. its so normal. its so fucking normal and they should be allowed to wear jeans in peace. its not sexual when cis dudes dont tuck, or when trans dudes wear packers, so lets stop sexualizing women who are literally just standing there. trans women with the very reasonable "not wanting to risk damaging their testicles by tucking" stance arent open season for unsolicited sexual comments. please get normal about penises

(explicitly clarifying a second time so no one twists my words, if some lady wants sexual attention re: her dick, thats her choice. obviously. but i feel like "talking about a woman's genitals when shes literally just chilling is sexual harassment" should be common fucking sense in 2024)

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Cigarettes were unhealthy as shit but at least they made you look fuckable. people looked fuckable. now everytime someone takes a hit from their vape, we lose more of our eroticism

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working class