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Neil Josten our not so friendly neighborhood trash panda

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so there’s this bake off contestant who looks exactly like blue Sargent

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ronan x gansey is just like [i will wash your hair at night and dry it off with care] [it’s quiet but i still feel it] [i cant explain the state i’m in the state of my heart he was my best friend] [i thought you were dead in a ditch] [does it smell like a school gymnasium in here] [he is half of my soul as the poets say] [while i’m gone dream me the world] [there were a thousand reasons why he couldn’t say it] [he won’t tell you he loves you but he loves you]

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Andrew to neil

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character dying: ok fine

other characters reacting to the character dying: hell and agony and hell on earth and being hit with a thousand hammers agony

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I love the aftg main trio because it’s like the butcher of Baltimore’s son who has managed to make it out alive, an actual fucking guard dog in human form, and national sensation exy star Kevin day. It has real “I am here for yakuza negotiations. I have brought my body guard boyfriend, and also celebrity Kevin day is here. He wouldn’t stop crying when we tried to leave.”

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that one trend from twitter but make it andreil

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Andrew saying this and proceeding to get walked like a dog for the next two books is deeply funny to me

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like father, like son 🫶

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Did you hear about the new aftg book??

here are my predictions for @korakos new book TSC

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my partner said that if they ever make aftg into a tv series they should get danny devito to play andrew. and i agree

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Quick little sketch for @stabbyfoxandrew because yes Andrew

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😈

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rough game??

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challengers but with kandreil