greedyhero

[greedyhero]

[the blob card resonates in your inventory. It spoke in a high pitched voice.]

Blob god is currently asleep. Card effects have changed!

-Chance of summoning Bobgaming has reduced to 0%.

-Chance of using dark tentacles increased to 20%.

-Chance of using eye of madness increased to 80%.

When blob god wakes up again, card will revert back to normal!

[the card stops resonating and it’s voice falls silent… curious.]

@bobgamingreal

..Huh. What does that even mean?? Whatever, I need to get back on track...

[greedyhero]

Spawns in from nowhere, holding fistfuls of pizza of all types

YOU WANT PIZZA? I GIVE YOU PIZZA, I HAVE ALL PIZZA!!!!!

The..weird anon..just on a constant crouched down gremlin stance aggressively offers you the pizza it held tightly

Woah- ooh, cool! Free pizza!!

[Player found a Whole Pizza!]

[greedyhero]

[☆ ooc: What the FUCK was that chapter bro. how will this affect the greedy!player lore]

[greedyhero]

[☆ ooc: BRO I HATE TUMBLR MOBILE I SWEAR IF IT POSTED THAT. Update IT DID LEAVE ME ALONE THJS IS THE 3RD TIME]

[greedyhero]

Hey guys, just wanted to post a little update!

Guess what I'm doing tomorrow!!

[greedyhero]

HM. YOU DO KNOW WELL THAT WE WERE NOT LOOKING FOR THAT ANSWER. WHAT. DO YOU REQUIRE.

[They seemed to slip their audible facade, as if they had one in the first place.]

Alright, sorry to interrupt but is there something I'm missing out on here??

IS THIS REALLY ABOUT- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE THIS GULLIBLE TO NOT RECOGNIZE A FAMILIAR FACE TWICE. ...IT'S SOLITUDE, YOU IDIOT.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[If you listened closely enough, you could probably hear the gears turning in their head.]

OHHHHHHH SHOOT- Uhh, my bad??? Okay yeah, what do you mean observation?? What do ya want????

[THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID.]

.....

*you feel like someone...or should I say someTHING is watching you. its gaze feels.....familiar.*

@the-isolated-hero

(I DID IT I FINISHED THE BLOG ITS A JOYFULL DAY RAHHHH - TZE/MZE)

Eugh... again with that weird feeling. HATRED, please tell me you feel it too this time...

UNFORTUNATELY SO. I BELIEVE...WE ARE BEING WATCHED.

Huh?? I mean I guess that makes sense, but who could even be watching? There's not even anyone around right now...

I AM NOT SURE. PERHAPS ONE OF THOSE ASKERS IS DOING SOMETHING? STAY ON GUARD. THIS IS VERY MUCH A STRANGE FEELING.

[Greed's Dizzy status will end in 1 ask...]

[☆ ooc: HEHEHE YEESSS......ANOTHER EMBODIMENT-POSSESSED-PLAYER BLOG....i am looking forward to greedy!player and isolated!player interacting.....]

[greedyhero]

How much HP have you lost already?

Noo idea! How do you even check anyway??

[☆ ooc: in total greedy!player has took 7 damage but has healed it all]

[greedyhero]

RANDOM ANON THAT CHUCKED A BUNCHA SHARKS AND PLANNING TO GET A BUNCHA WHALES OR ALREADY GOT THOSE YOU COPYCAT!!!! I WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE TO TOSS A WHALE GIVE BROSKI A BREAK-- /VSILLY (THERES NO HARD FEELINGS TRUST)

also about that uh.......

mb. Did NOT know I could throw a whale like that-

jackfruit as a sorry gift? :']

Oooh yeah!! More stuff! I dunno how that happened either.

[Player healed 15 HP!]

Yum! I think I forgot to eat earlier, so thanks!

[Greed's Dizzy status has ended.]

[greedyhero]

[☆ half ooc]

Sooomeone say my name?

HIPPITY HOPPITY YOUR KIDNEYS ARE NOW MY PROPERTY

@ks-anon (kidney seller)

[Hatred points the Ghostwalker at you]

No they are not, although if want the exact same set of kidneys I will send you in Greeds direction... I think their moniker is greedyhero...

Knock yourself out they will be a much easy fight then I would be

[greedyhero]

bro thinks theyre him.......

greedy!player doodles!!

[greedyhero]

Oooh YES! Finally I get something outta this! And whatever this card is, guess I'll keep it.

GREAT. NOW I'M FORCED TO BE WITH TWO PARASITES.

What do you mean two?? Oh well, I sure do hope nothing happens after this!

??????????

[A familiar face shows up, it looked pathetic it had clearly been crying and it seemed to cluch its ribs]

Greedd I- sniff I g-got my assss beat.... my everyything hurtss...

@ask-possessed-player (why does my @ just not work for me???)

Oh. Um. You actually do look messed up. What even happened??

...

..You can, uh, have this.

[Player HATRED obtained a Brownie and Orange Juice!]

Ha, found those in someone's pockets! Still haven't found a use for it, so I guess I'll hand it over.

Ohh, wait! Before I run off here's an extra thing.. Save it for later, by the way, if you're gonna get beat up again somehow.

[HATRED obtained a Pie!]

YOU? BEING CHARITABLE? HM. YOU ARE BOTH STRANGE.

Hey! I guess you're right but, um, it's...out of pity! Yeah. Don't take it personal or something.

[Me? Out of all people?? ..I don't get it. Not even my HATRED? Why me? I'm not even.. I'm not supposed to... Whatever, I swear this body is doing something to me.]

[greedyhero]

Huh. That's...not who I expected. Kinda looks like this body too. Are they another one of those "hero" people??

[It is both disappointed and unsurprised that Greed hasn't identified it yet.]

I ASSUME WE ARE LOOKING FOR THE FIREBRAND. I WILL KEEP THIS SHORT. WHAT DO YOU REQUIRE.

[Player seemed to have a bit of hostility in their voice, taking a few steps towards the other.]

.....

*you feel like someone...or should I say someTHING is watching you. its gaze feels.....familiar.*

@the-isolated-hero

(I DID IT I FINISHED THE BLOG ITS A JOYFULL DAY RAHHHH - TZE/MZE)

Eugh... again with that weird feeling. HATRED, please tell me you feel it too this time...

UNFORTUNATELY SO. I BELIEVE...WE ARE BEING WATCHED.

Huh?? I mean I guess that makes sense, but who could even be watching? There's not even anyone around right now...

I AM NOT SURE. PERHAPS ONE OF THOSE ASKERS IS DOING SOMETHING? STAY ON GUARD. THIS IS VERY MUCH A STRANGE FEELING.

[Greed's Dizzy status will end in 1 ask...]

[☆ ooc: HEHEHE YEESSS......ANOTHER EMBODIMENT-POSSESSED-PLAYER BLOG....i am looking forward to greedy!player and isolated!player interacting.....]

[greedyhero]

Oookay.. So, uh, is it just me or have you kinda felt a bit...like the other 2?

WHAT DID I JUST SAY.

Yeeah I know, but like, since we share a body, it can't just be me who's feeling weird?

WHAT. DID I. JUST SAY.

Jeez, fine, I'll shut up. Anyways, you think this...being watched feeling is familiar too?

[They let out a sigh.]

HM. I SUPPOSE IT IS. REMINDS ME OF...

[Player suddenly stops walking.]

Hang on, what's the hold-up??

YOU IDIOT, BEHIND US.

[Player snaps their head directly at the other hero.]

...Oh.

.....

*you feel like someone...or should I say someTHING is watching you. its gaze feels.....familiar.*

@the-isolated-hero

(I DID IT I FINISHED THE BLOG ITS A JOYFULL DAY RAHHHH - TZE/MZE)

Eugh... again with that weird feeling. HATRED, please tell me you feel it too this time...

UNFORTUNATELY SO. I BELIEVE...WE ARE BEING WATCHED.

Huh?? I mean I guess that makes sense, but who could even be watching? There's not even anyone around right now...

I AM NOT SURE. PERHAPS ONE OF THOSE ASKERS IS DOING SOMETHING? STAY ON GUARD. THIS IS VERY MUCH A STRANGE FEELING.

[Greed's Dizzy status will end in 1 ask...]

[☆ ooc: HEHEHE YEESSS......ANOTHER EMBODIMENT-POSSESSED-PLAYER BLOG....i am looking forward to greedy!player and isolated!player interacting.....]

[greedyhero]

Eugh.. Now I gotta get this stuff off of me...

THAT WASN'T VERY EXHILARATING.

I guess, didn't even get anything from the win.. Boooriiing! ..Hang on, where'd the other you go?

IT SEEMS THEY RAN OFF. WHAT A COWARD.

Hey! ...Actually yeah you're kinda right. Whatever, guess I'll go...wash this off? Jeez, this looks gross...

[A familiar face shows up, it looked pathetic it had clearly been crying and it seemed to cluch its ribs]

Greedd I- sniff I g-got my assss beat.... my everyything hurtss...

@ask-possessed-player (why does my @ just not work for me???)

Oh. Um. You actually do look messed up. What even happened??

...

..You can, uh, have this.

[Player HATRED obtained a Brownie and Orange Juice!]

Ha, found those in someone's pockets! Still haven't found a use for it, so I guess I'll hand it over.

Ohh, wait! Before I run off here's an extra thing.. Save it for later, by the way, if you're gonna get beat up again somehow.

[HATRED obtained a Pie!]

YOU? BEING CHARITABLE? HM. YOU ARE BOTH STRANGE.

Hey! I guess you're right but, um, it's...out of pity! Yeah. Don't take it personal or something.

[Me? Out of all people?? ..I don't get it. Not even my HATRED? Why me? I'm not even.. I'm not supposed to... Whatever, I swear this body is doing something to me.]

[greedyhero]

Uh, I dunno..? Don't like the look on your...eye there, pal.

[Player looked genuinely clueless but also a little concerned.]

Alright, enough of that, let's finish this!

[Player used...Greedy Punch!] [43/45 HP]

[A familiar face shows up, it looked pathetic it had clearly been crying and it seemed to cluch its ribs]

Greedd I- sniff I g-got my assss beat.... my everyything hurtss...

@ask-possessed-player (why does my @ just not work for me???)

Oh. Um. You actually do look messed up. What even happened??

...

..You can, uh, have this.

[Player HATRED obtained a Brownie and Orange Juice!]

Ha, found those in someone's pockets! Still haven't found a use for it, so I guess I'll hand it over.

Ohh, wait! Before I run off here's an extra thing.. Save it for later, by the way, if you're gonna get beat up again somehow.

[HATRED obtained a Pie!]

YOU? BEING CHARITABLE? HM. YOU ARE BOTH STRANGE.

Hey! I guess you're right but, um, it's...out of pity! Yeah. Don't take it personal or something.

[Me? Out of all people?? ..I don't get it. Not even my HATRED? Why me? I'm not even.. I'm not supposed to... Whatever, I swear this body is doing something to me.]

[greedyhero]

..Huh. Oh well, my turn!

[Player attempts to grab the Card with one of its gold hands and uses Greedy Smack!] [43/45 HP]

[A familiar face shows up, it looked pathetic it had clearly been crying and it seemed to cluch its ribs]

Greedd I- sniff I g-got my assss beat.... my everyything hurtss...

@ask-possessed-player (why does my @ just not work for me???)

Oh. Um. You actually do look messed up. What even happened??

...

..You can, uh, have this.

[Player HATRED obtained a Brownie and Orange Juice!]

Ha, found those in someone's pockets! Still haven't found a use for it, so I guess I'll hand it over.

Ohh, wait! Before I run off here's an extra thing.. Save it for later, by the way, if you're gonna get beat up again somehow.

[HATRED obtained a Pie!]

YOU? BEING CHARITABLE? HM. YOU ARE BOTH STRANGE.

Hey! I guess you're right but, um, it's...out of pity! Yeah. Don't take it personal or something.

[Me? Out of all people?? ..I don't get it. Not even my HATRED? Why me? I'm not even.. I'm not supposed to... Whatever, I swear this body is doing something to me.]

[greedyhero]

Eehh.. Guess you're right. Maybe I could get a bit of stuff outta them too...

[Player steadily walks closer to the card and two gold hands emerge from their back.]

C'mere!!

[Player used Stretchy Solution!] [43/45 HP]

Hang on, how am I supposed to attack a card-

[A familiar face shows up, it looked pathetic it had clearly been crying and it seemed to cluch its ribs]

Greedd I- sniff I g-got my assss beat.... my everyything hurtss...

@ask-possessed-player (why does my @ just not work for me???)

Oh. Um. You actually do look messed up. What even happened??

...

..You can, uh, have this.

[Player HATRED obtained a Brownie and Orange Juice!]

Ha, found those in someone's pockets! Still haven't found a use for it, so I guess I'll hand it over.

Ohh, wait! Before I run off here's an extra thing.. Save it for later, by the way, if you're gonna get beat up again somehow.

[HATRED obtained a Pie!]

YOU? BEING CHARITABLE? HM. YOU ARE BOTH STRANGE.

Hey! I guess you're right but, um, it's...out of pity! Yeah. Don't take it personal or something.

[Me? Out of all people?? ..I don't get it. Not even my HATRED? Why me? I'm not even.. I'm not supposed to... Whatever, I swear this body is doing something to me.]