greedything
greedything
eat for pleasure, fuck for pleasure
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greedything · 5 days ago
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The origin of "chef" as an English word to mean "one who cooks" comes from the French term chef de cuisine, a title still used in restaurants to this day to denote a cook in a managerial role. What makes this an interesting bit of etymology is that while in English, "chef" is only ever used in the context of cooking and restaurants, in French chef just means "chief", "head" or "leader" and there are many common titles in French that include this word. A Head of State is the Chef d'Etat, a musical conductor is the chef d'orchestre, a business owner is the chef d'entreprise, and so on and so forth. So with this in mind, one could make the argument that as a gender neutral term denoting authority, "chef" could potentially have utility in BDSM as a
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greedything · 5 days ago
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His hands grope at Karl's back, sliding under his jacket, feeling the scars on his body through the fabric of his shirt. He inhales deeply. The Duke missed this. He's somewhat loath to admit it, but he's missed it.
He sighs as Karl plants kisses on his jaw, down the fat of his neck. His hands grip Karl's waist, pulling him closer.
"I've never claimed to be." He gives a sly smile. "You seem hungry too- are you suffering without my cooking, mon coeur?"
@canonfoddcr / @greedything , from here.
There’s a lot to be said between the two bodies so closely confined with each other. At the moment, though, Karl wouldn’t say any of it — mind and mouth were already preoccupied, and it’s no doubt that he wasn’t in the correct headspace to be wording himself like a snake charmer ; despite how much he knew Duke loved the efforts.
Karl had been nursing off of the same can of beer for a good while, and in between each lazy sip, his head croons forward in order to find any available nooks and crannies around Duke’s neck.
“ Oh, quit it, “ he practically whines. “ You’ve had hungry eyes since you saw me enter the room. “ Kisses are planted on showing skin. Around the collarbone. Jawline. Corners. “ You aren’t so innocent. “
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greedything · 12 days ago
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HYPER SPECIFIC SMUT PROMPTS
note: some of these may include kinks and fetish dynamics which might be squicks for some (tw for power imbalances, dubious consent, breeding etc), proceed with caution and please feel free to cross out what you don't want to write when reblogging <3
ALTERNATE UNIVERSES
[ ARRANGED ] muses are in an arranged marriage and now have to consummate the union
[ EXES ] our muses broke up a few years ago, they run into each other at a party and end up having sex again
[ INFIDELITY ] our muses used to date but it didn't work out, they're now both in relationships but end up in an affair together. this prompt is for their first time entering the affair.
[ AFFAIR ] our muses have been having an affair and receiver tries to stop but ends up having sex again, claiming it's the last time.
[ POWER ] sender is receiver's boss and knows receiver has a crush on them. they decide to act on it late night during closing.
[ CRUSH ] receiver is sender's boss and knows sender has a crush on them. they decide to act on it late night during closing.
[ TEACH ] receiver is sexually inexperienced and approaches sender to ask them to teach them and help them get more experience after they had a bad date.
[ TAUGHT ] sender is sexually inexperienced and approaches receiver to ask them to teach them and help them get more experience after they had a bad date.
[ TUTOR ] muse A has been tutoring muse B in a subject they struggle with. after a long session which has both of them frustrated, they end up having sex on the table and ruin the books.
[ TUTORING ] continuing the above scenario, the tutor quizzes the pupil while stimulating them. every time the pupil gets a question wrong they are edged or punished in some way.
[ LEARN ] our muses are in college together, muse A is popular and socially adept but has bad experiences with keeping a romantic partner. muse B is shy and has a smaller friend group but the friendships are more emotionally deep than anything A has experienced. the two muses are in a study group together and strike up a conversation in which they come to a deal: muse B will help A become more academically cultured and emotionally sensitive enough to get the partners they want. in return muse A will help with muse B's social standing. they begin a sexual relationship under the guise of helping muse B come out of their shell but really muse A just has a crush on them all while B thinks they're being used.
[ FIGHT ] our muses are leaders on opposing sides of a war. they have known each other before the war and now their sexual tension is worsened while trying to negotiate a truce. while disagreeing on terms they have rough sex, each one trying to dominate the other.
[ BATTLE ] our muses are soldiers and on the eve of a battle they might not survive they have sex together
[ CAPTIVE ] receiver is sender's captive and has been trying to wear them down over time by connecting emotionally. they initiate sex in hopes it will buy them freedom. (up to you if it's genuine on both sides or only manipulation)
[ CAPTIVATED ] sender is receiver's captive and has been trying to wear them down over time by connecting emotionally. they initiate sex in hopes it will buy them freedom. (feel free to specific circumstances of captivity)
[ FRIENDS ] our muses have been best friends for a long time. lately one or both have had bad luck with dating and just want some comfort so they decide to have sex.
[ SPELL ] our muses must have sex for a magic ritual which requires multiple rounds from 3 am until sunrise.
[ HEIR ] muse A is the leader of the nation and has not been able to produce an heir (feel free to specify reason), muse B has been selected by their doctors and council to try and bare their children.
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greedything · 18 days ago
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greedything · 1 month ago
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god I love the hyper specific smut prompts. it's the meme of ever.
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greedything · 1 month ago
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[ EXES ] our muses broke up a few years ago, they run into each other at a party and end up having sex again
Specific Smut Prompts | Always Accepting
The Duke had a funny way of crossing paths with people again and again, no matter how much he'd rather not. Which isn't to say he's against talking to Karl, but he's trying not to appear too desperate. Not that he is desperate.
But after a few glasses of liquid courage, the nods across the room become pleasantries, become meaningful glances, become hands touching, and soon he can't even remember why he and Karl broke things off in the first place.
"I knew you wouldn't be able to resist me for long," the Duke smirks. They've snuck away from the main event, into the first secluded corner they could find with enough space for him. "Lord knows I wouldn't have been able to."
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greedything · 1 month ago
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[ BATTLE ] our muses are soldiers and on the eve of a battle they might not survive they have sex together
Specific Smut Prompts | Always accepting
It's been a long night, a night of drinking and feasting and swapping stories by the fire. It's the kind of long night that only comes from doing everything possible to delay the arrival of tomorrow. Tomorrow, for all they know, will be death.
But inevitably the embers die down, and the conversation falls off. Time still passes, despite the Duke's best efforts.
As Ethan goes to leave, the Duke feels a desperate need rise up inside him. So many times he's almost touched Ethan, but he's always fought the urge back. There's work to be done, he scolds himself, now is not the time to be unprofessional. But with a decisive final battle ahead and death lurking at the threshold he finally realises that either he does it now, or lives forever wishing he'd done it. To hell with professionalism.
"Ethan, wait-"
The Duke reaches out for Ethan's hand and takes it in his, holding him in place long enough to look him in the eyes. He's unsure if Ethan can hear his thoughts but he tries to put them in his head, anyway.
"Forgive me for being so forward," he says. "But...this may be the last time we ever see each other."
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greedything · 1 month ago
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HYPER SPECIFIC SMUT PROMPTS
note: some of these may include kinks and fetish dynamics which might be squicks for some (tw for power imbalances, dubious consent, breeding etc), proceed with caution and please feel free to cross out what you don't want to write when reblogging <3
ALTERNATE UNIVERSES
[ ARRANGED ] muses are in an arranged marriage and now have to consummate the union
[ EXES ] our muses broke up a few years ago, they run into each other at a party and end up having sex again
[ INFIDELITY ] our muses used to date but it didn't work out, they're now both in relationships but end up in an affair together. this prompt is for their first time entering the affair.
[ AFFAIR ] our muses have been having an affair and receiver tries to stop but ends up having sex again, claiming it's the last time.
[ POWER ] sender is receiver's boss and knows receiver has a crush on them. they decide to act on it late night during closing.
[ CRUSH ] receiver is sender's boss and knows sender has a crush on them. they decide to act on it late night during closing.
[ TEACH ] receiver is sexually inexperienced and approaches sender to ask them to teach them and help them get more experience after they had a bad date.
[ TAUGHT ] sender is sexually inexperienced and approaches receiver to ask them to teach them and help them get more experience after they had a bad date.
[ TUTOR ] muse A has been tutoring muse B in a subject they struggle with. after a long session which has both of them frustrated, they end up having sex on the table and ruin the books.
[ TUTORING ] continuing the above scenario, the tutor quizzes the pupil while stimulating them. every time the pupil gets a question wrong they are edged or punished in some way.
[ LEARN ] our muses are in college together, muse A is popular and socially adept but has bad experiences with keeping a romantic partner. muse B is shy and has a smaller friend group but the friendships are more emotionally deep than anything A has experienced. the two muses are in a study group together and strike up a conversation in which they come to a deal: muse B will help A become more academically cultured and emotionally sensitive enough to get the partners they want. in return muse A will help with muse B's social standing. they begin a sexual relationship under the guise of helping muse B come out of their shell but really muse A just has a crush on them all while B thinks they're being used.
[ FIGHT ] our muses are leaders on opposing sides of a war. they have known each other before the war and now their sexual tension is worsened while trying to negotiate a truce. while disagreeing on terms they have rough sex, each one trying to dominate the other.
[ BATTLE ] our muses are soldiers and on the eve of a battle they might not survive they have sex together
[ CAPTIVE ] receiver is sender's captive and has been trying to wear them down over time by connecting emotionally. they initiate sex in hopes it will buy them freedom. (up to you if it's genuine on both sides or only manipulation)
[ CAPTIVATED ] sender is receiver's captive and has been trying to wear them down over time by connecting emotionally. they initiate sex in hopes it will buy them freedom. (feel free to specific circumstances of captivity)
[ FRIENDS ] our muses have been best friends for a long time. lately one or both have had bad luck with dating and just want some comfort so they decide to have sex.
[ SPELL ] our muses must have sex for a magic ritual which requires multiple rounds from 3 am until sunrise.
[ HEIR ] muse A is the leader of the nation and has not been able to produce an heir (feel free to specify reason), muse B has been selected by their doctors and council to try and bare their children.
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greedything · 2 months ago
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periodic reminder that shaking the duke's belly will get him hard. that's a secret tip from me to you.
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greedything · 2 months ago
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The Duke can feel Lip faltering a little under his weight and he has to laugh for a moment when he has a vision of the whole thing coming down on top of them. If it happened, it wouldn't be the first time, that's for sure.
If Lip could see his face, they'd be able to see it starting to flush red. They can certainly feel his breaths getting shallower, especially after the laughter.
"Sorry," he wheezes, "I thought of something funny. Don't let me distract you."
He leans his head back and reaches up to undo his shirt collar.
Lip grabs his stomach and he can't help the loud gasp that comes out of him. They know his weakness, and they know exactly how to use it. The vigorous shake gets him to moan loud enough that he's briefly worried that other people will be able to hear it. It's impossible to stop himself, though. Lip's touch just feels too good.
"More," he says breathlessly. "Just a bit more."
Under other circumstances, Lip loves to take their time with the Duke's cock. Really make a meal of it, so to speak. On this particular occasion, though, they need to make him finish before their arms give out. It shouldn't be too difficult, not after the way they've been teasing him since Act II.
They squirm a little closer as they swirl and stroke with their tongue. God, they love the way that even just sucking the Duke's cock is a full-body experience. His thighs press lightly against their sides. The strain of holding his belly up is starting to feel like warmth down their arms and between their shoulders. It only makes them more eager for it. Even the growing feeling of breathlessness is fucking hot.
Earlier, they'd been the one on display. Now, between the wall of the box seat and the Duke's belly, no one would be able to see Lip at all. Just the Duke. They wonder what his face looks like right now - if he's still managing to play it cool, or if it's starting to get to him. It's charming, the complete nonchalance he always puts on. But they love it even more when it starts to slip. They grab a handful of his belly, hard, and give it a vigorous shake as they finally manage to take him to the hilt. Fuck, they need him to come.
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greedything · 2 months ago
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mad but not surprised that staff hates fat people who fuck. unfortunately for them I will keep posting.
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greedything · 3 months ago
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HYPER SPECIFIC SMUT PROMPTS
note: some of these may include kinks and fetish dynamics which might be squicks for some (tw for power imbalances, dubious consent, breeding etc), proceed with caution and please feel free to cross out what you don't want to write when reblogging <3
ALTERNATE UNIVERSES
[ ARRANGED ] muses are in an arranged marriage and now have to consummate the union
[ EXES ] our muses broke up a few years ago, they run into each other at a party and end up having sex again
[ INFIDELITY ] our muses used to date but it didn't work out, they're now both in relationships but end up in an affair together. this prompt is for their first time entering the affair.
[ AFFAIR ] our muses have been having an affair and receiver tries to stop but ends up having sex again, claiming it's the last time.
[ POWER ] sender is receiver's boss and knows receiver has a crush on them. they decide to act on it late night during closing.
[ CRUSH ] receiver is sender's boss and knows sender has a crush on them. they decide to act on it late night during closing.
[ TEACH ] receiver is sexually inexperienced and approaches sender to ask them to teach them and help them get more experience after they had a bad date.
[ TAUGHT ] sender is sexually inexperienced and approaches receiver to ask them to teach them and help them get more experience after they had a bad date.
[ TUTOR ] muse A has been tutoring muse B in a subject they struggle with. after a long session which has both of them frustrated, they end up having sex on the table and ruin the books.
[ TUTORING ] continuing the above scenario, the tutor quizzes the pupil while stimulating them. every time the pupil gets a question wrong they are edged or punished in some way.
[ LEARN ] our muses are in college together, muse A is popular and socially adept but has bad experiences with keeping a romantic partner. muse B is shy and has a smaller friend group but the friendships are more emotionally deep than anything A has experienced. the two muses are in a study group together and strike up a conversation in which they come to a deal: muse B will help A become more academically cultured and emotionally sensitive enough to get the partners they want. in return muse A will help with muse B's social standing. they begin a sexual relationship under the guise of helping muse B come out of their shell but really muse A just has a crush on them all while B thinks they're being used.
[ FIGHT ] our muses are leaders on opposing sides of a war. they have known each other before the war and now their sexual tension is worsened while trying to negotiate a truce. while disagreeing on terms they have rough sex, each one trying to dominate the other.
[ BATTLE ] our muses are soldiers and on the eve of a battle they might not survive they have sex together
[ CAPTIVE ] receiver is sender's captive and has been trying to wear them down over time by connecting emotionally. they initiate sex in hopes it will buy them freedom. (up to you if it's genuine on both sides or only manipulation)
[ CAPTIVATED ] sender is receiver's captive and has been trying to wear them down over time by connecting emotionally. they initiate sex in hopes it will buy them freedom. (feel free to specific circumstances of captivity)
[ FRIENDS ] our muses have been best friends for a long time. lately one or both have had bad luck with dating and just want some comfort so they decide to have sex.
[ SPELL ] our muses must have sex for a magic ritual which requires multiple rounds from 3 am until sunrise.
[ HEIR ] muse A is the leader of the nation and has not been able to produce an heir (feel free to specify reason), muse B has been selected by their doctors and council to try and bare their children.
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greedything · 3 months ago
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" oh, my sweet duke. " the dutchess' hand is small on his belly, but the look in her eye is as large as the moon. " it seems as if you're wasting away on me. we can't have that, can we? come, i've made you a wonderful meal. after all, i've picked up a few things from you. " she herself is hungry, but the hunger that burns low in her stomach is one far different. " please? it'd be a shame to waste food. i worked so hard. "
Her little joke gets a chuckle out of him. The Duke smiles warmly, placing his hand over top of hers.
"Have you? How wonderful." There's a glint of desire in his eye that matches her own hungry look. "No need to beg, darling...unless you really want to. I can hardly say no to a good meal." Another chuckle, then he takes her hand and leans down to kiss it.
"You take such good care of me, my dear."
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greedything · 5 months ago
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LOCATION  BASED  SMUT  PROMPTS
TRANSPORATION 
one muse gives the other oral while they drive. 
driver uses one hand to finger the other while on a long road trip.
muses join mile high club in an airplane restroom.
in an airplane one muse has to be quiet while the other muse plays with them in their seats.
muses tease each other in the back of a taxi cab on the way home. 
while driving home after a date,  they get too impatient and pull into a parking lot to have sex. 
while driving in the middle of a forest,  our muses pull onto the side of the road for sex. 
our muses are on a road trip but a thick fog forces them to take a break.  they have sex inside the car while waiting for it to clear. 
while at the drive in theater,  muses participate in foreplay. 
while at the drive in theater,  muses forego watching the movie to have sex. 
revenge sex in someone else’s car. 
sex in someone else’s car due to impatience and carelessness. 
a quickie while parallel parked on a busy road. 
in an empty train car while freighthopping. 
in a crowded bus,  one muse sitting in the others lap purposefully and subtly grinding to get them worked up. 
in a private jet,  on the way to a business trip. 
in a private jet,  on the way to a vacation spot. 
one muse masturbates while the other drives. 
driver instructs the passenger to touch themselves through guided masturbation. 
while one muse drives,  they describe what they want to do to the passenger who isn’t allowed to touch themselves. 
NATURE
sensual sex in a secluded meadow during a picnic. 
one muse holding the other up against a tree. 
in a cabin in the middle of a rainstorm late at night. 
in a cabin in the middle of a heavy snowstorm during the day. 
in the bed of a truck in front of hiking trails. 
in the bed of a truck while stargazing. 
a plateau overlooking the ocean on a cloudy day. 
one muse has been napping in a hammock and the other wakes them by beginning to finger them. 
muses get distracted from sunbathing and start to fool around by a poolside or lake. 
inside a gazebo while it rains. 
a little ways off from a hiking trail,  hidden by thick foliage. 
mutual masturbation while camping in a tent. 
beneath the shade of trees in the middle of an orchard. 
between rows in a vineyard. 
hidden away in the dead end of a hedge maze. 
PUBLIC
in a bar or restaurant,  one muse sneaks under table to eat out the other. 
in a bar or restaurant,  muses discuss in detail what they’re going to do to each other once they get home. 
inside the stall of restroom in a bar. 
inside a single bathroom of a place of service (restaurant,  store,  club etc.)
in a hotel room,  up against the window overlooking a busy city.
a quickie in a diner restroom before getting back on the road. 
up on a rooftop where no one is supposed to be. 
inside one muses’s office. 
inside a third party’s office they shouldn’t have access to. 
inside an empty church on a weekday. 
one muse fondling the other while they’re trying to shop. 
foreplay and teasing in the dressing room of a store. 
oral performed while hidden in a storage room or closet. 
inside an abandoned house. 
hushed sex while staying in the guest room of another’s home. 
in the middle of a park late at night. 
PRIVATE
on the floor,  in front of the fireplace to warm up after coming inside from winter storm. 
one muse on the bathroom counter while the other stands. 
in front of the bathroom mirror so they can watch themselves. 
to break in a new house or apartment,  boxes scattered about and furniture newly placed. 
bent over a table while something bakes in the oven. 
on the kitchen counter with half-eaten plates of breakfast forgotten. 
one muse spread out across the top of a grand piano,  pretty woman style. 
rushed and desperate,  messy on the couch because they were too impatient to even make it to the bedroom. 
one muse riding the other while the tv plays in the background,  movie forgotten entirely. 
on the balcony in early morning,  where neighbors might see,  but no one will likely look. 
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greedything · 5 months ago
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i feel like the Duke is the type to enjoy getting you ridiculously worked up. he's all light touches and gentle teasing until you're utterly helpless, aching for him to pull you in and just fuck you silly, and then-
he stops. he pretends not to even be aware of what he's done to you. imagine sitting squeezed onto his lap, straddling his thigh, your face flushed, your arousal humiliatingly evident, whining and panting and frotting helplessly against him, begging him to get you off... as he oh-so-casually turns a page in his book and puffs on his cigar, a faint smirk the only indication that he even notices you're there. oh, don't worry, he'd never leave you unsatisfied, but first... first, he wants to see you squirm.
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o-okay, guys, i gotta go turn myself in to horny jail now.
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greedything · 5 months ago
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𝐒𝐔𝐁𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 …
✦ a collection of prompts that can be considered nsfw, with a lot of teasing and tension driven prompts. adjust as needed ; send ‘ + reverse ‘ for sender and receiver to switch spots. Combine prompts by sending more than one.
「 SQUEEZE 」 : for sender to rest their hand on the receivers thigh , giving it a squeeze .
「 LINGER 」 : for senders touch to linger on the receiver.
「 MASSAGE 」 : for sender to give receiver a massage .
「 LOTION 」 : for sender to rub lotion into the receivers skin
「 SLIP 」 : for senders hand to slip between the receivers legs.
「 TUG 」 : for sender to tug on the receivers hair
「CLIMB 」 : for sender to climb into receivers lap
「PULL 」 : for the sender to pull receiver into their lap
「BITE 」 : for sender to bite the receiver ( include the location )
「 MARK 」 : for sender to leave hickies on receiver
「 BARE 」 : for sender to undress in front of receiver
「 HELP 」 : for sender to help receiver undress
「 GRIND 」 : for sender to grind against the receiver
「 HOT 」 : for sender and receiver to share a heated kiss
「 OOPS 」 : for sender to accidentally send receiver a risqué image.
「 CHIME 」 : for sender to purposefully send receiver a risqué image.
「 WHISPER 」 : for sender to whisper something suggestive in receivers ear
「 HOLD 」 : for sender to hold receivers throat
「 THROW 」 : for sender to throw receiver onto the bed
「 PRESS 」 : for sender to press receiver against a wall and kiss them
「 CAUGHT 」 : for sender to catch receiver pleasuring themselves
「 LIGHT 」 : for sender to touch the receiver with a feather light pressure.
「 INNER 」 : for sender to kiss along the inside of receivers thigh
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greedything · 5 months ago
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nsfw prompts that don’t sound like a bad porno
i’m always tired of seeing the cringiest sentence starters for smut so i’m back at it again kids. feel free to adjust sentences or specify who does the action. 
ACTIONS: 1. for one muse to give the other oral 2. to skinny dip with my muse 3. to shower with my muse 4. to take a hot bath with my muse 5. for sex in public 6. for sex in the car 7. to catch my muse naked 8. to undress my muse 9. for sparring to turn into sex 10. for an argument to turn into sex 11. for make up sex 12. for friends with benefits sex 13. to tie up my muse 14. to blindfold my muse 16. to make one muse watch the other masturbate 17. for a threesome (specify muses) 18. for one muse to wake the other by fingering them/giving a handjob 19. for one muse to deny the other orgasm 20. for angry sex  21. for break up sex 22. for sex after a near death experience  23. for after battle sex 24. for sex to get revenge on an ex 25. for one muse to give the other a lap dance or strip tease  26. to make my muse whimper 27. for one muse to take the other from behind 28. for sex against the wall 29. for sex on a table/counter/desk 30. for sex in a pool/hot tub 31. for one muse to choke the other 32. for rough sex  33. for our muses to try a new position 34. for our muses to try a new kink together 35. for one muse to use a toy on the other 36. for one muse to sit on the other’s face
WORDS:  “touch me.” “kiss me here.” “you have to be quiet if you want to cum.” “say my name.”  “oh fuck-” “i need you so bad.” “i’m so wet right now.”  “i want you to touch yourself for me.”  “let me hear you, baby.”  “come for me.” “i want to hear you cum.” “harder.” “i need to feel you.” “i want you.” “you’re so hot.” “can i come yet?” “please, baby—” “i’m so close.” “i told you to be quiet.” “i told you to stay still.” “are you gonna be good for me?” “i promise i’ll be good.” “i’m not done with you yet.” “i’ve been waiting all day…” “you’re all i want.” “just kiss me, i can’t take this anymore.” “just shut up and fuck me.”  “i’m gonna fuck you until you beg me to stop.”  “say please.” “i could’t stop thinking about you all day.” “your fingers feel so good.” “your mouth feels so good.” “i want your fingers inside me.” “i want it to hurt.” “more—” “i want you to forget everything and everyone else but me.” “make me forget.” “i just want to feel something.”  “make me.” “be quiet.”  “they’re gonna catch us—” “yes— right there.” “that feels so good.” “does that feel good?” 
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