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i will... draw for fun... the things that..... bring me joy ...

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let's struggle to dine with mama

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I love listening to juicewrld at my shitty kitchen job cuz it makes me feel like life is like one of these meme accounts, yk?

(BTW I love this account this is all @ dawsonbeencoughin on IG)

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I believe more things should come in tins. I love tins. everything that's in a tin I will stare at forever until I am influenced enough to buy it, even if it is completely useless to me, I feel like I need it. bc they always have the best stylistic choices/branding and I will reuse them to hold things and then display them on my shelves. cmon man bring back the tin boxes to modern America.

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I hate when cis men are given very feminine names and then they choose to be misogynistic and have masculinity trips like NOOOO, NOOOO YOU WERE NOT MADE FOR THIS YOUR MOTHER NAMED YOU AVERY OR MORGAN OR CASSIDY OR FRANCIS FOR A REASONNNN

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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from

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Pipe sprung a leak in the bathroom the other day and the cat came and bothered me about it and I can't stop thinking about it. She doesn't know what a towel or a mop is but she knew there was an unauthorised fucking Wet and she trusted my ability to rectify the situation

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i had john lennon sunglasses once but i lost them. i lost them in THE VATICAN so them the pope had them but now he’s DEAD he’s dead and im never getting them back

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It would be fun to learn a new language to the point that I could hone a specific manner of speech. Like being able to consciously choose a style to speak in and focus on mastering it, to the bafflement of native speakers. Like what if I want to learn Spanish, but specifically in a mixture of very formal, old-fashioned 1850s-ass language and wildly poetic, dramatic and romantic phrasings and figures of speech.

I want to be able to just casually say shit like "it is not only a fruitless effort to try to fight against my own nature, but I find that seeking to do so is a downright sin" before picking up and drinking from the For Dogs Only water bowl on the street in front of a tourist pub.

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Rolling the runway with mama

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my roommate got amongus ejected from a polycule a few years back and shes always told the story as "i started argung with one girlfriend so she manipulated my other girlfriend to turn against me." and while i dont know how true to life that version of events is i do greatly enjoy imagining the polycule equivilent of the kings evil advisor whispering in their ear grima wormtongue style. its got a flair to it.

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I think I found my new hyper fixation.

it's the southern tamandua!

Just look at these silly guys, doesn't it make you want to learn everything about them? I love them so much

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my girlfriend sleep talks. and she doesn't know what she's saying and I don't know either and we like to call that:

June lost media.

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having erection is low key kinda sexual