Siri find me some self confidence
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when you try to push up your glasses but forget you took them off so you just kinda hit your face
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More Facts on Psychofacts :)
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kinda want a boyfriend kinda wanna hook up with a boy kinda wanna never talk to any boys ever
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More Facts on Psychofacts :)
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i truly genuinely feel sorry for all the people who try to talk to me and get disappointed and upset because i probably sound like i don’t want to talk to them when i actually just don’t know what to say I’M SORRY
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50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
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what's your sexual orientation?
kpop idols
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I usually want to die or do nothing.
Daul Kim (via explosively)
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Argument I heard on the bus
Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
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Pretty girls make me want to punch myself in the face
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