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fujoing out again in margaritaville

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“Waiting politely for the next spot in the glory hole wall.”

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He looked up 6+3 on my keyboard then immediately left to eat his kibbies

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Motivational Mike Monday

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I’d rather ask al quaeda than chat gpt to be honest

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“some people?? ship macdennis??? to cope???” isnt even a funny joke anymore bc we’re ALL shipping macdennis to cope. like if you can genuinely ship macdennis without projecting your real-life issues with love and relationships onto them then you aren’t truly with the times and i cannot relate to you at all

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the scene of walter hiding the ricin cigarette in jesse's roomba and then comforting him while he cries about almost having killed him over it literally pisses me off like no other. like you cannot be serious bro. and the way that he's all like "now don't forget, your complete and unquestioned loyalty to me is definitely actually for the best so keep that in mind next time im #manipulating you 🤪" AUGHHHHH STOP

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stop using juuls with the fools and come smoke a blunt with a cunt

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Motivational Mike Monday

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when you so autistic you lowkey feel like a predator for seeing someone and randomly falling completely head over heels in love with them so you have to then secretly photograph them and jerkoff all over the photographs then track them down and start following them aeound at the grocery store until they go on their phone and watch them put in their password like a hawk then following them home and sneaking in through the windownand unlocking their phone and finding all their socials & phone number and writing it all down, leaving, calling them pretending to be an insurance call but you're actually across the street from their window jackin off in the car, hanging aeound after the call ends, a girl comes over, they fuck, you watch from outside licking on and breathing up against the window, you nut and scream moaning and if shoots on the wall, you donf havs time to clean it up before someone goes oitside and sees the nut splatter, what the fuck?? is that nut??? babe. What the fuck??? They both aggro, you gotta go home. and add them on faceboo⁹ok