thats barney on a unicorn.. cross that of my bucket list
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There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
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why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?
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gaining followers at the speed of something really slow
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operator: hello 911, whats your emergency?
me: my wifi isnt working
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"wake up we gotta go"
me:
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Great explanation, helped me a lot!
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didn't try maybe I should...
More Life Hacks Here
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sleep is for the people without internet access
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didn't try it but maybe it works
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Bionic plants
Plants have many valuable functions: They provide food and fuel, release the oxygen that we breathe, and add beauty to our surroundings. Now, a team of MIT researchers wants to make plants even more useful by augmenting them with nanomaterials that could enhance their energy production and give them completely new functions, such as monitoring environmental pollutants.
In a new Nature Materials paper, the researchers report boosting plants’ ability to capture light energy by 30 percent by embedding carbon nanotubes in the chloroplast, the plant organelle where photosynthesis takes place. Using another type of carbon nanotube, they also modified plants to detect the gas nitric oxide. Together, these represent the first steps in launching a scientific field the researchers have dubbed “plant nanobionics.”
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