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It's crazy that like 15% of people will say like, the government has genetically manipulated mole people they sacrifice for blood magic. But this doesn't seem to affect their worldview at all.

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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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Interwar German Nazi: I am hardened by trench warfare where I watched a generation of my friends and loved ones die.

Modern American Nazi: I will NEVER stop playing with my racist toys.

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As someone who has organized a gangbang, it is SO HARD to Wrangle People towards the sexy parts and away from the crafted table of snacks which just so happens to be in front of your book shelf and OMG you have THIS gaming System?? That was Kickstarter exclusive! Like, no. Stop. Please return the game book to the shelf and remove your clothes. Please?

well thank god it's not just me

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every day i think about senor y senora gucci y bugs

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when you see your level 2 teammates trying to throw hands with bell bearing hunter in the castle basement

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fun pliny the elder game: try to guess which absurd pliny fact this particular footnote is about

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“Why the fuck the little scroll bar has these little horizontal lines?!” OK, i will tell you … this is to mimic little raised ridges the ridges would provide friction with a finger, if it was a physical slider … this intuitively tells you that the strange object is to be slid like a slider … this is known as … “Skeuomorphic design”! Thanks for listening. have a safe drive home everyone [turns off the projector & leaves out the back door] [gets in my car & puts the key in the ignition] [turns key & my car explodes due to a car bomb, i die]

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"teens are prone to tantrums and are emotionally unstable" - okay, yeah, puberty is real, and emotional regulation is a difficult skill to learn. but also. any adult person would be pissed if their opinions were disregarded, they had no say in what happens to them, their emotions and feelings were downplayed and their privacy were intruded on.

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

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‘We need more loud, unashamed queers’ yes but some of you can’t even seem to handle a bisexual woman liking men.