A blog wrapped in dark humor, peppered with brash language. Caution: adult content and spelling errors. Hey, I'm Vixx, or Hey-You-Red-Head, it all works. I obsess over Homestuck, The Old Guard, and various video games *cough Detroit Become Human cough* I'm mostly working these days. I'm 31 as of this re-write and it is the year 2020 where time has done a mega flip back hand stand. Gender: never heard of her. Sexuality: whatever. send me a message, I love to interact with strangers. (you don't know me mom!).
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Tumblr has a low social media market share in South America.
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tumblr notifs: Mutual™ has liked your post
me: *clicks on the button to see which post* I must know which of my humble offerings have pleased my dearest.
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You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this
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Sometimes I wish somebody loved me the way that I loved them
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when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it
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Invite the photographer to meet his puppies....
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PSA: You can never have too many photos or videos of your pets. I mean this sincerely.
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its rude to reblog things from people you arent mutuals with fyi. :/
💀 my brother in christopher
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somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me
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There's wholesome ships and there's toxic ships, but I'd like to coin 'sodium chloride ships', where the individuals involved are both horrible and dangerous people, but somehow being together renders them surprisingly well-adjusted (if a little salty).
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