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A Humpty Dumpty Disposition

We all know what happened to the famous egg that was so fond of heights. His ultimate downfall was a real mess. Here's the thing, wouldn't it be so much creepier if Mr. Dumpty was a baby doll? There's nothing more bone-chilling than broken and abandoned children's toys. It's a sure fire way to make people shriek in a pan shot during a horror movie. You know those little China dolls lined up on the supposedly innocent nursery bookshelf are sure to come back into the plot sooner or later. What's worse than hearing the pitter patter of porcelain feet while the shot only shows the main character sleeping with one hand dangling off the bed? Here's a tip, if you're sleeping in a house of horror keep all your limbs securely tucked to the safety of your Sleep Number mattress!

Product Details

If you're looking to become the nightmare-inducing star of your local haunted houses. This mask has a horrifying cracked appearance, has red, watery eyes and has holes for sight over the dolls eyes. It slips over the head and is made of latex for a comfortable fit. For full effect, pair it with one of our baby costumes or an unhinged clown costume and bring everyone's horror movie fears to life. 

Everything Halloween is Cracked Out to Be

It's about time that you brought back the scary into Halloween! Spooking has never been so easy. All you need to do is let out a "Gaga" from a dimly look corner and watch the terror unfold. Your place is not a crib we'll be visiting anytime soon!

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All things being equal, we can all agree that it is better to be a powerful sorcerer than not being a powerful sorcerer. When you’ve lived out your entire life as an advisor to a chubby and (admittedly adorably) awkward Sultan, it is really difficult to keep your head on straight. You’re the one with the wisdom and guidance. You’re the one who has given voice to the economy and brought in a number of potential suitors for the Princess and future Queen. But, at the end of the day, you’re sort of pushed of as a joke with only your bird-brained parrot to talk to about your deep desires and ambitions.

Who can blame you!? You deserve the power. It was only natural that you’d seek out the powerful lamp of the genie and ask for magic beyond compare! You were already a powerful sorcerer, but… the limitless possibilities of eternity? But, remember to keep your head on straight! Don’t get your ego get the best of you. Too dangerous a wish or too much greed and envy will only bring you down a very restricted path. In fact, here is a trick. Keep this Jafar Headpiece firmly on that noggin of yours and remember each moment: Aladdin is only the hero because he was a nice guy! So long as they think you are, too, you can rule the cosmos… and look fantastic with this brilliant black, red, and gold vizier hat while doing so!

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Autobot Dreams

It wasn’t supposed to turn out like this. When you were younger, you had some pretty wild dreams and aspirations. You weren’t going to grow up to work some kind of normal job. When you grew up, you were going to fight against the forces of evil. When you grew up, you were going to lead a crew of righteous heroes. When you grew up, you were going to be a robot that could transform into a semi-truck and you were going to blast Decepticons to smithereens.

Of course, you grew and found out that “Transformer” just isn’t a real career for adults, but we think that you shouldn’t let go of that dream you had as a kid. You can totally be a Transformer and not just any Transformer. You can be the leader of the Autobots. You can be Optimus Prime himself and all you need is this deluxe Optimus Prime costume.

Product Details

This adult Transformers 5 Optimus Prime costume is a deluxe outfit licensed from the movie that will have you ready to take charge of the Autobots. It comes with a full jumpsuit that has plenty of printed details on the front. Attached armor pieces on the shoulders and chest help give you a fully robotic look. It even has silver metallic accents on top. The helmet is a two-piece mold that fits together to form Optimus Prime’s head. Another armor piece fits around the waist to tie the whole look together.

Autobots, Roll Out!

When you start wearing this Optimus Prime costume, you can pretend that you actually grew up to become a Transformer, even if your everyday life is a little less extraordinary than being the leader of the Autobots. You can even gather up a few friends and assemble a whole crew of Transformers when you check out our other adult Transformer costumes.