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[gregory-goff]

I'm sure after the first week, you and everyone will hate the sound of a piano and want to punch me in the face.

I was kidding! But don’t worry, I’m sure we can think of something. And some music might be just the thing the apartment needed! 

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I would say that's an exaggeration.

"Eugh, no, cold tea. The devils drink.”

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I assume you're talking about the World Cup and to that I answer...me and sports don't mix well.

"— Germany? B-Brasil? What the fuck just happened?"

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I still can't believe you're taking summer classes. Uh, first off, I can never have a favorite song. That's a crime against me as a musician.

Pretty Hurts, definitely on the tops list.

I have to arrange a mashup for one of my classes— what’s your favourite song?

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What? Oh...oh fuck...thank you. I have my life in this book.

H-Hold on! I think you d-dropped this!

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I'm assuming Ordinary Noise is a band you're apart of?

Ordinary Noise had it’s first proper gig last night. I’m exhausted but holy shit, it was amazing. 

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I like food. I've never met a food I didn't like.

No problem, I’m glad the food’s going to use. I hope you like Chicken Alfredo.

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Greg, nice to meet you. Thank you for the food.

Yay! Th-Thanks. I’m Clarissa by the way.

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Who would deny free food?

Alright… Can someone help me eat this dinner? I didn’t notice the recipe said for two.

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Sorry...sorry, I was...a huge fan of your music. Sorry. I still sing some of your songs when I go to coffee houses.

..That would be she, yes.

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I'm guessing the pregnancy wasn't plan...wait, no you're not...are you...Kim Tribiani?

I’m due in September.. so I don’t really know in weeks. But I’ve never been totally cool with that, my friend’s been sending me all her baby shit and like.. babies seemed simple before. Now I get a headache thinking about it all.

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Name does sound familiar. That's really messed, but far along are you?

Ralph Darrow. Father of my child. Released a few mediocre books and now he’s a big shot with no interest in looking after his future son.

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Who's he?

Every time I see his shitty books in the damn stores, I wanna kick over the stands and ram them up his self-obsessed, ignorant asshole.

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Me too. I guess neither of us are getting laid tonight.

Damn, I never thought of that. Ok, you can't have your lessons, but you can practice in there.

But I’m literally the laziest person on the planet. You woo me. I’m tired.

Mmmm.. tempting. But some of these students are yours— do you really want them to see where you live?

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It was a joke. I didn't actually think you'd have one. That would've be a funny coincidence if you did.

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I am not in possession of a lift, I’m afraid.

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Thanks. But I think the only thing left that could help me is a lift. So, if you have one of those, let me know.

If you need help though.. feel free to ask!

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You used one of the most cliche lines ever. What did you expect? Woo me, seduce me. Come on! I know you've got better game than that.

Did I mention how I am an awesome friend and you can come over whenever you feel like to practice on it and use it for lessons?

Oh, damn. That’s not enough to get you to love me forever? Shit.

I can’t wait until I strike it rich and famous. I miss my baby grand so much.