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Radical concept but have we considered sometimes men just fucking hate women and want them subservient and it isn’t a sign they’re secretly gay?

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‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.

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we miss art club so we literally just messaged the group chat and now people are gonna come over and craft with us

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emailing Erin and Lindsey like yes hello I was incorrect in my belief that Peak Mouse had been previously reached

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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everyone in the entire world lives in chicago

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(miso) soup for the soul

Mouse is home, sick and stuck on the couch, and he gets an entirely expected visitor. written based on a prompt (via text) from @kitweewoos

The sound of someone knocking on the apartment door was enough to make Mouse groan. It was too loud, adding fuel to the pounding behind his eyes. His instinctive reaction was to burrow into the blanket he'd brought to the couch with him when Jay left to go into the district.

He'd been alone in the living room for two hours, drifting in and out of consciousness in the blissful quiet. He wasn't foolish enough to think his fever had broken, not when he hadn't done anything to help it along. That would be something he could worry about if he still felt the same way after a series of naps. If he was still too miserable to move when Jay got home, he would allow his boyfriend to worry and fret as much as he wanted. Until then, he was supposed to have peace.

"Go'way…"

Mouse squirmed until he could roll over onto his stomach, muffling his voice further with the cushions. He thought he could wait out whoever decided to disrupt his plans for the day, bundle up until they gave up and walked away. For a brief moment, when the quiet returned, he let himself hope. He let the rare optimism seep into his bones and prepared to settle in for another restless nap. He shouldn't have.

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(miso) soup for the soul

Mouse is home, sick and stuck on the couch, and he gets an entirely expected visitor. written based on a prompt (via text) from @kitweewoos

The sound of someone knocking on the apartment door was enough to make Mouse groan. It was too loud, adding fuel to the pounding behind his eyes. His instinctive reaction was to burrow into the blanket he'd brought to the couch with him when Jay left to go into the district.

He'd been alone in the living room for two hours, drifting in and out of consciousness in the blissful quiet. He wasn't foolish enough to think his fever had broken, not when he hadn't done anything to help it along. That would be something he could worry about if he still felt the same way after a series of naps. If he was still too miserable to move when Jay got home, he would allow his boyfriend to worry and fret as much as he wanted. Until then, he was supposed to have peace.

"Go'way…"

Mouse squirmed until he could roll over onto his stomach, muffling his voice further with the cushions. He thought he could wait out whoever decided to disrupt his plans for the day, bundle up until they gave up and walked away. For a brief moment, when the quiet returned, he let himself hope. He let the rare optimism seep into his bones and prepared to settle in for another restless nap. He shouldn't have.

[ read the rest on ao3 ]

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me, holding up my favorite scene in [redacted] next to my Mouse backstory, specifically Brunch™️: this book maybe made more of an impact on me than I previously thought…

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I knew outsourcing all of our banana factories would come back to bite us in the potassium.

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audiobooks… my beloveds…

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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This is asking about people you originally got to know via the internet, not people you met IRL first.

We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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my character is now in a crop top

I have won D&D