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fandom culture is weird because like “hey let’s roleplay hardcore sex in languid painful detail” is a like buddy thing to do. friends do that. this is my best friend we enjoy watching movies together, braiding each other’s hair, and making characters from animes we like emotionally 69

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"enthusiastic consent" "dubcon" "noncon" ???con where we're both so neurotic and strange about vulnerability and emotional and physical expression that it'd take a crack team of philosophers to figure out whether anything about what we did together was consensual or even semiotically definable as sex

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REAL.

for someone who likes eating pussy, i hate writing it

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Another thing fandom needs to start doing more of is projecting on tops.

There are delicious amounts of psychological distress you can inflict on that guy once you get into his head. The brainworms of forcing agency and initiative on someone who genuinely is Not Fucking Ready For It are exquisite.

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part of the joy of having a fetish that's still somewhat outside of the mainstream (if you disagree then xkcd geologists dot png) but fairly popular is that complaining about a trope being too common in your semi-obscure pornography is really funny

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Just confirmed, I can’t leave anonymous comments either. I see the message “Sorry, the anti-spam text is not available right now. Please wait and try again.”

I reached out to support with info about my specific experience of the problem, but it’s definitely worth sending your own ticket to confirm it’s a broader issue.

Cool Multifandom Event Alert!

Summer of the 69, hosted by the lovely @bisexualbaker, is open as of yesterday. It takes place from June 6th to September 9th to encompass the date 6/9 in both common date formats.

Any works featuring the “69” sexual position, regardless of fandom or format, are eligible for this event. The easiest way to participate is to follow the Dreamwidth community for weekly themed prompts and kink meme-style comment prompts. There is also an AO3 collection.

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Cool Multifandom Event Alert!

Summer of the 69, hosted by the lovely @bisexualbaker, is open as of yesterday. It takes place from June 6th to September 9th to encompass the date 6/9 in both common date formats.

Any works featuring the “69” sexual position, regardless of fandom or format, are eligible for this event. The easiest way to participate is to follow the Dreamwidth community for weekly themed prompts and kink meme-style comment prompts. There is also an AO3 collection.

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Oh neat! Time to get my fics together.

Trans Joy Week is almost here!

June 15th-21st, join @trans-joy-week in celebrating trans characters of all stripes! All fandoms and all varieties of fanwork are welcome.

Prompt list below. For more information, check out the info post here.

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this is how it feels posting on here when your things leave your target audience

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This is so good!!

Dog Nathalie?

...I'm shy about this one

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making weird smut as an act of leftist praxis

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theyre gonna fuck, yeah, but its gonna be aromantic and you gotta be normal about that

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“Why do asexuals write and draw the best porn?” They wonder.

“Artemis’s hands do not shake when she fires her bow; she will never hunt for food to fill her belly, for she does not hunger herself,” we tell them.

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YES HELLO

on another news hey hello single mother Natalie do you need someone to cook your every meal every day for the rest of your life call me pls pls pls pls pls haha ur so sexy what

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UGH I need to write more Eminath STAT

well ok ! 🤷🏻‍♀️

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somewhat horny: i have to get Fucked!

quite a bit horny: can we pretend i’m an elven prince and the necromancer’s curse turns me into a demon on the full moon and the only way to cure me is to have my Womb filled by a chivalrous knight . and can you make sure you say soem shit like ‘forsooth’ and ‘by my honor’ and stuff. mngh

hornier than anyone has ever been: i need to kiss someone and get married

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Rare Kink Buffet 2025

The stories for the Rare Kink Buffet 2025 have been revealed for a week, and now their authors are also revealed, so now it's time to finally talk about this! (By the way, the collection itself is actually still open, you can still go in there, claim a prompt and write a story for it.)

Last year, I wrote six stories for this event, which seemed like a crazy amount to me. This year, my goal was to match that. That didn't quite end up happening… I wrote a total of 13 stories. Special thanks here go to @grem-dark for egging me on! This was so much more fun with others in the fandom on discord also invested. Check out her prompt fills for this event.

And here are my stories:

Miraculous Ladybug

Lazy Afternoon Kisses - M/F, Adrinette. Adrien and Marinette love making out. Things get hot and steamy. More so than they expect.

Free Falling - M/F, Ladynoir. Falling from the edge of space to earth is a surreal experience. Good if you have a trusty partner to share and enjoy it with.

Special Vlog - F/F, Alyanette. Alya and Ladybug record another interview for the Ladyblog. And then they decide to keep the camera rolling…

In a Hot Spring With My Best Friend And We're Both Girls!? - F/F, Marigami. On a trip through Japan, Kagami prides herself in showing Marinette all the wonders of the country. Of course that includes visiting a traditional hot spring, for rest and relaxation. While nude. However, Kagami finds herself distracted, because she's read some rather explicit mangas about situations like this, and it's giving her very unhelpful ideas. Until it turns out that Marinette has read the same mangas…

Shadyplug - F/F, Marinette/Shadow universe Marinette. For some things, you can only trust yourself. Good if there's another version of you, even if she's a universe apart. And even better if she already has some experience that you lack…

The Inherent Whimsy of Arranging Flowers in a Friend's Cunt - F/F, Alyanette. Alya has recruited Marinette as a model for some art photos. Marinette is incredibly eager to help. More than Alya ever expected.

Step On Me - F/F, Chlonette. Chloé's rather daring workout videos are a bit of a guilty pleasure of Marinette's. What would happen if she just sent her a text saying "Step on me"? Of course she would only ever type that and then delete it, not actually send it, that would be… oh shit.

Great Expectations - M/F but weird about it, Adrinette/Ladynoir. Six weeks ago, an akuma temporarily swapped Ladybug and Chat Noir's genders, to their horror, curiosity and eventual delight. It was a great chance to try out what it was like to be a boy or a girl… and what it was like to be intimate as one. It seemed like the cure had turned everything back to normal. But now, looking at an ultrasound, Adrien realises that there were lasting effects.

Fun Last Night - M/F, Ninette and mentions of Nino/Fei. Marinette and Nino have moved to New York temporarily and decided to become roommates. Nino quickly learns that Marinette is very interested in what happens in his love-life, and he cannot resist sharing. But he may just end up sharing a bit too much…

Helping Hand and More - M/F, Alyadrien, the counterpart to Fun Last Night. With neither Nino nor Marinette around, Adrien has taken it upon himself to take care of Alya while she has period cramps. She is grateful, but nothing quite works, and they're out of ideas. Well, except for one, that may be a bit crazy…

An Akuma Made Them Do It - Multi, Nino, Alya, Chloé and Sabrina all together. An Akuma hit the university building Alya is in! Nino wants to help, but quickly realises the Akuma's effects are not actually destructive, but rather pleasurable. The folks in the building do need his help, but not the way he expected…

Beelzebub

People don't remember this manga and anime, and to a certain extent I get it, it was never big and it had its flaws. But the core dynamic and a lot of its characters are truly delightful. Imagine something like Spy X Family, but on crack. Anyway…

Working on it - M/F, Oga/Hilda. Hildegarde and Oga discuss how the day went and what their friends are doing. And also the child they're currently trying to conceive.

Original Work

I cheated a bit, I actually posted this one on Tumblr before, but nobody read it there and it matched the prompt very well.

LoveLabs Releases Casey 2 and Casey 2 Pro Sex Robots - Press release: Santa Clara, CA - For Immediate Release. LoveLab Technologies Inc today introduced the Casey 2 and Casey 2 Pro, the latest in its industry-leading line of sex robots. An improved design and world-leading new features make Casey 2 even more useful, sexy and energy efficient. Casey 2 can orgasm up to twice as often on a single charge. At the same time it can detect several heart irregularities in its users. And the self-awareness journey has been completely revamped with the patent-pending Second Stage Awareness story.

In conclusion

This was so much fun! Also check out the rest of the event's collection, there is so much cool stuff there. I'm slowly going through what people wrote for my prompts, and what others wrote for prompts I wrote for, and stuff that just seems interesting in general, and there is so much interesting stuff in so many different fandoms. E.g. I keep coming across Ghosts (2019) and Transformers, and I know absolutely nothing about the former and basically nothing about the latter, but the stories are still incredibly fun and engaging. I'm looking forward to the 2026 edition!