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If you come in you don’t have to come out

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🐺 moon-moon4w00 Follow

Friendly reminder that asking your lycan partner to turn you is incredibly insensitive! Seriously can we retire this trope already? Not only is it just offensive, but no one would ever actually choose this life! Lycanthropy is a curse. Full stop.

🐾 superhowllock69 Follow

Ok user "moon-moon" as if that original meme wasn't created to mock pack nomenclature 🙄

Anyway I'm not gonna touch that internalized lycanphobia with a ten foot pole. Being turned by your partner is something that can be incredibly intimate as long as both parties are consenting and the one being turned is 100% sure they want it. Literally the only downside to transforming once a month is the pain, but midol works just fine. No one with these "lycanthropy bad" takes ever wants to discuss the legitimate positives that come with this "curse" lmao.

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I'm literally reclaiming moon moon but go off I guess. Anyways turning your partner is absolutely disgusting and morally reprehensible and anyone who does it should be muzzled permanently.

🌜 impawssible Follow

lmao my wife literally saved my life when she turned me but i guess she should be muzzled huh? we run through the woods hunting deer together and can each haul in groceries in one trip now, but nooo she's obviously a danger to society because she cares enough about me to help me when insurance wouldn't cover my medicine

also it was confirmed that the creator of that meme literally makes and sells silver bullets so if you still wanna use moon moon for yourself that certainly is a choice. source: (X)

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I love that instead of naming the more common benefits of lycanthropy, you mentioned that you and your wife can carry all the groceries in one trip. I think that's definitely a positive that gets overlooked far too often and I commend you for speaking your truth, sir

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lol thanks but I'm a woman 😅

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Plus werewolf blood tastes way better and is as filling as 10 humans 👍

🐺 moon-moon4w00 Follow

Oh my GOD you vampblr freaks will just flock to anything. It clearly says "vamps DNI" in my bio!

🐾 superhowllock Follow

lmaoooo of course you're a vampire exclusionist

🌕 daddy-fenris Follow

wasn't OP the same guy who said fursuits were offensive to lycanthropes and doxxed a werewolf fursuiter?

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They ARE offensive and harmful to this community and I'm tired of pretending they're not. They perpetuate harmful depictions of what a humanoid wolf is actually like.

🌜 impawssible Follow

me when I dox someone for making candy colored animal costumes that look nothing like what a real werewolf does

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[gremlem]

wheatley with little wheatlings

AJKHSGDGA IS HE BREASTFEEDING THEM???

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someone just sent my sister this ask bc I mentioned “my sister” in the story, which is funny for many reasons but mainly

1. I have more than one sister. how do you know ur even asking the right one?

2. even if the story weren’t true (it is) do you think my sister is just going to tell you that? and betray me?? do you think they would raise their sword against me for your cause? you believe they would march under your banner and meet me in wretched battle? you, with no name, no face, and no honor?

do you think there is a price for which their loyalty could be bought??

you insult them. you insult us both.

GUARDS, remove this tumblr user from my sight. feed them to the beanie babies. the ones our royal wizard gave real teeth, yeah

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the laios/toshiro conflict is super well written ("let's honor falin's death" vs "i will stop at nothing to bring her back"). but also it's so fucking funny that this happens amidst the sudden reveal that your extremely beloved autistic main character has been slowly driving an asian man nuts through microaggressions.

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Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust

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Oh I'm gonna say something controversial and "problematic" real quick. White queers think being gay and/or trans is the ultimate form of oppression. And just like any other white person they must make themselves out to be the ultimate victim. "They would kill me in Palastine." "They would hatecrime me immediately in the middle east." "I could get beheaded by those people, that's why I don't support them." Are all things I've heard from white gays, mind you these people are living in AMERICA.

The same country who made it their mission to slander and eradicate the LGBTQ community, just a few months ago they were literally calling us groomers and p*dophiles and people were falling for that propaganda just like how yall are currently falling for the propaganda that all Palestinians are "terrorists" and are "bloodthirsty". And just how y'all are falling for that bullshit pinkwashing by israel.

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first tweet is felt deeply by me everyday. retweet with comment under big ship - brian eno is going to make me fall to my knees

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

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standard edition pinkie pie

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in light of police across the country cracking down on pro palestine protests with brutal force, it feels like a great time to remind everyone to shut the fuck up around cops. don't make small talk, dont act friendly, don't fucking engage with them!! if you are arrested DO NOT speak without a lawyer present. protest organizers, get into contact with local pro bono lawyers who can be there for your arrested comrades. no matter what, if cops are there, shut the fuck up unless you are actively doing a protest chant. dont tell cops why you were there, dont tell them if you're affiliated with the school you may be protesting at, dont tell them if you came there with anyone, dont tell them anything!!!

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FOLKS I JUST GOT OFF THE HORN WITH THE UNICORN CONSORTIUM (like the unicode consortium but theyre unicorns) AND THE NEWLY APPROVED SPELLS FOR 2024 ARE,

EDIBLE INSUFFICIENCY INCANTATION

HELL OF AGATE WOLVES

INCANDESCENT CORALINE DAWN

SALT-AND-IRON EXCORIATION

MARROW-TO-LEAD SUBSTITUTION

MAGGOT EMPRESS MANTLE

OPALESCENT OGRE METAMORPHOSIS

INVESTITURE OF HIDEOUS HANNYA-STRENGTH

MP3-SNARING MANDALA

SCRAPING THE VAULTS OF HEAVEN

HURTLING AMETHYST STAR

BECOMING THE GLASS CASTLE

OBSIDIAN DAWN AUREOLE

PHALANX OF SKELETAL THORAKITAI

NYMPH-AND-GOBLIN RETINUE

THOUSANDFOLD CHANGELING ARTS

HUNGERING HURRICANE HOWL

STIRRING THE VIOLET HUMOURS

BLOODY-KNEE TARANTELLA

LAPIS-AND-CARNELIAN CATAPHRACT

IMPERIOUS EXPURGATION OF VISCERA

ERLKING ANTLER CORONATION

CARRION-GHOUL COMMUNION

EXPEDIENT NAIL LACQUERING

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youre not yaoiful at all

[gremlem]

oh, thats zionist propaganda in my knuckles the echidna show