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"what groceries u been into recently" is actually a great question, there's a bunch of good conversations inside it

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Top 3 Merlin episodes:

the one where uther returns as a ghost JUST to tell Arthur he wasn’t proud of him and to call Merlin slurs

the one where all the men are put under a spell to fall in love with this evil girl but it doesn’t affect Merlin because he’s.........magic ;)

Tasteful fade to black sex scene where uther fucks a troll

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secret fridge based on an original 1950’s design

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Sword w cellphone charms

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Would you rather have a Phineas and Ferb summer or a Gravity Falls summer?

would you rather have endless fun forever or have satan attack you every day

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I think that if you asked Shaggy what his gender was he'd say "you're, like, livin' in a prison of your own creation, man" and then eat a huge sandwich in one bite

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Your fetish doesn’t have to be praxis.

Read that sentence. Read it again. Really drill it into your skull. Internalize the idea until it cannot be removed from your brain.

Then stop making really annoying discourse posts on why this or that kink is WrongBad or how everyone with it is WrongBad and start caring more about how this person treats others outside of a consensual kink context. You’re allowed to hate a kink because of how much it resembles real life issues you suffer with, but other people are going to engage in it whether you like it or not and the only reasonable thing you can ask of them is to not involve you or anyone else who doesn’t want to be a part of it.

And before “three guesses on what kink OP has” if you don’t know me, you’re probably wrong and about to make yourself look like an ass by making assumptions. Go ahead, test your luck, I dare you.

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me every summer btw if you even care

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the fray: where did i go wrong….. i lost a friend…..  somewhere along in the bitterness….. and i would have stayed up with you all night……  had i known how to save a life……

12 year old me:

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how to get close to people for beginners

getting close to people strategies

first time getting close to people walkthrough

techniques for getting close to people

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every day should be like i wake up & my first thought is a beautiful idea of a fun & new activity & i spend my day accomplishing it

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Update from the man himself

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NASA just dropped the closest image ever taken of Jupiter.

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I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me