My name's Oxalis, and I know a lot of useless information. 25 || posting my age so I don't get blocked by smut fic accounts
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Lil dog in a big bed

She loves it

I love her
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imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey
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i hate when a piece of kids media is so well made that people start saying "clearly this was made FOR adults not for silly little babies. we are the true target demographic" like cmon man. you don't have to pretend it's something it isn't. sometimes things that are made for 12 year olds are good.
#no because ive met someone like this in real life#we're both in our early 20s so we were raised on atla#they had had atla stuff/merch in their house#i said “yeah its cool i just dont really watch kid shows like that anymore”#mind you reader at the time i was watching bluey so i could have a brain break#nobodys perfect#anyways i said that atla was a kids show and they looked at me like i said i kill pigs and drink their blood#like...it IS a kids show#dont sit here and look at me like im wrong#just admit you enjoy a kids show past being the demographic it was made for
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i hate when a piece of kids media is so well made that people start saying "clearly this was made FOR adults not for silly little babies. we are the true target demographic" like cmon man. you don't have to pretend it's something it isn't. sometimes things that are made for 12 year olds are good.
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Asking her to switch positions: ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
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Absolute Madmen and Certified Ledges Masterpost. Feel free to add your own pariahs.
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I just saw a gifset that split the word "beautiful" into 3 gifs and I think this one may be the new t hanos
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keep thinking of this tweet and trying to not crack up in front of women
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no fucking awoo. no awoo right now. its late. its not awoo time. its sleeping time. go the fuck to bed.
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