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girl help

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(almost) EVERYONE IS QUEER!

(Description: Image of the Crossover Chaos AU versions of the Monkees in a messy chibi style with little colour, with arrows pointing to them. "Transfem" points to all 4 of them, "Lesbian" points to Davy, "Bi" points to Peter, and "Lesbian Couple" points to Micky and Mike. Davy is small, fat, with stretchmarks, has thick eyebrows, her hair in pigtails, and is wearing a bra and shorts. Peter has a very muscular figure, has long hair with a flower in it, green eyeshadow, red lipstick, big earrings, and is wearing a shirt with cleavage exposed, and shorts. Micky has curly hair with a bow in it, tusks, a necklace, and is wearing a dress. Mike is the tallest, has numerous piercings and scars, and is wearing a beanie, a sports bra, a jacket, and shorts. She also has sideburns and stomach hair, and very visible abs)

(Description: An image of the Crossover Chaos AU versions of the Bronze Saints from Saint Seiya, in a messy chibi lineart style, with arrows pointing at all of them. "Transmasc and Gay" points at Seiya, "Gay" points at Shiryu, "Bi" points at Hyoga, "Transmasc and Pan" points at Shun, and "Transfem and Lesbian" points at Ikki. Seiya is short and stocky, with a mischevious, cat-like smile. He has messy hair, pegasus wings and tail, and is wearing a binder. Shiryu has a worried expression on his face, and is wearing his canonical casual outfit, and has very long hair. He has lips, notably, in a way similar to Mike. Hyoga is wearing a headband, vest and jumpsuit, and has long hair, and a swan tail. He has an arrow-like smile. Shun is wearing his canonical casual outfit, and has long hair, tusks, and a pomeranian tail. Ikki has longer hair then canon, and has a wolf tail and tusks, and is wearing a skirt and a vest, a bit of her midriff showing)

(Description: An image of the version of Peppino from the Crossover Chaos AU, alongside two OCs from the AU, with arrows pointing at them, in a messy chibi artstyle with little colour. "Bi" points at Trippz, "Transmasc and Pan" points at Peppino, and "Alloace" points at Jess. Trippz is an anthro cat, with short spiky hair and a fluffy tail, with star markings and wings. She is wearing a fluffy vest and shorts. Peppino is wearing his canonical outfit, and has tusks and a pug tail. Jess has a cat-like smile, hair up in a ponytail with a ribbon reminiscent of Dan DeCarlo's version of Betty Cooper, red cateye glasses, shorts, and a shirt with a satanic star as the cleavage hole)

(Description: An image of the Crossover Chaos AU versions of Red Rhodes, Lincoln Loud and Naruto Uzumaki, in a messy chibi style with little colour, with arrows pointing at them. "Transfem and Lesbian" points at Red, "Bi" as well as "bapy" in brackets points at Lincoln, and "He/him Nonbinary Poly Lesbian" points at Naruto. Red is tall and fat, with stretchmarks and curly hair tied up in a ribbon, wearing a hat with a diamond decal on it, acid green eyeshadow and lipstick, a vest that exposes her chest and midriff, and shorts. Lincoln is short and smaller, indicating he's a minor, has curly hair with a cowlick, and is wearing his canonical outfit with the addition of a bandanna around his neck. Naruto has a cat-like smile, whiskers, fox ears, and six visible fox tails, and is wearing a long shirt.)

(Description: An image of the Crossover Chaos AU version of Eddy from Ed Edd n' Eddy, as well as three OCs from the AU, two exclusive to it, and one an aged up version of an old FFNet crossover fankid, in a messy chibi lineart style, with arrows pointing at all four of them. "Bi" points at Eddy, "Meow/Meowself Transmasc and Gay" points at Ekaitz, "Lesbian" points at Hotaru, and "Xe/Xyr Genderless Lesbian" points at Calico. Eddy's design is very close to canon excluding the artstyle and addition of a mobility aid, a cane. Ekaitz is tall, has cateye glasses, thick eyebrows, a cat-like smile with fangs, has curly and very long hair, one part in a ponytail, the rest loose. He is wearing a vest, a shirt, and shorts. Hotaru has messy hair tied back in a Ranma-style pigtail, earrings, and is wearing a shirt and shorts. Calico is tall and very fat, with sideburns, long hair, and a grumpy expression. Xe is wearing goggles, a vest with a pattern, and shorts.)

(Description: An image of three OCs from the Crossover Chaos AU, one exclusive to the AU, and two related to the infamous Loud House Revamped, one from the actual fic, and one from the comments section, all in a messy chibi style with little colour, with arrows pointing at them. "He/him nonbinary transfem lesbian" and "Evil" with "problematic" in brackets points at Valo, "Bapy" points at Genevee, and "Bapy" with "older" in brackets points at J.D., with the words "Straight at the request of their owners" with "not my OCs" in brackets underneath them. Valo has messy hair, one part forming into horns, wearing crossing straps with a diamond in the center across his chest, a jumpsuit, a skirt, and orange wraparound shades, and has a devilish expression on his face. Genevee is small and tiny, indicating she's a minor, and has long hair, a cat-like smile, an oversized hair barette resembling Arceus' wheel, a shirt with detailing, and a skirt. J.D. is a tall teenager, therefore a minor, with a bored expression, wearing a trenchcoat, a shirt with a flame on it, pants, and has wings, and spikey hair, the back of the hair resembling the back feathers of a chicken.)

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my most obscure blorbos. what kind of trouble will they get up to together

(not pictured: eric and rick internally screaming together)

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pre-isekai vs post-isekai

(the isekai that makes you transfem)

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hi hiii hai hai hai hia :3

(rule)

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cc socks miku binder

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yeah me and @felineofallstars are doing fandom trumps hate with OG timeline crossover chaos AU this year and we're just Offering a Fic Written by Us

i am very strict on what we will write LOL

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gay AND homophobic /hj

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how's about that vanilla extract, huh

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@felineofallstars look at she :3

add one to the water lesbians list

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add one to the water lesbians list

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would you pet a spiny shark?

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pathetic flying lizard from texas demands pets

would you pet him?

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cc dragons are noisy things, and very needy things (when tame), because your draconic spouse might run up to you, while you're out in the park, causing a bit of property damage, and demanding pets while you're busy

also the noise they use to demand is a 'SQUONK' and will roll around like a kitty and honk and quack at you until you pet them

them's the breaks

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don't comment on this, just vote

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i WAS gonna put a meme character in frank's place but i decided giving my most obscure blorbo a sharingan was too hilarious to pass up

(also the second to last panel... it's an attempted moida babey!)

(none of this is meant to be mean or anything, just having fun)

also, did you know this post is a sequel to this post i made?

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cc!mike is supposed to be a celebration of the mary sues and gary stus of old fandom, mixed with the (arguably) ones of new fandom (overpowered!wise!grimdark!naruto with a super massive harem, basically)

he is self indulgent as hell, yes, but that's the point!

and yes, blahblahblah chapstick, mike critical, rpf and all but do you honestly think i give a crap at this point?

you know when i see a pretty man i get weak in the knees bc im gay So