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text to carl.

Gretchen: Lol babe you know me too well, because I almost put (that kills people) at the end.

Gretchen: you’d be a really sexy cop though...but I know music is your thing and I want you to do what you love! c:

Gretchen: hes hot, but he’s still not you. :P

Carl: we're like that old married couple that everyone hates because they stopped caring about being inappropriate in public

Carl: if the music thing fails you know it's for sure my backup.

Carl: plus my mom would fight you over him

Carl: even though you're into both of them which makes me die.

Gretchen: hahaha so true! I love it, though. I love you!

Gretchen: yesss B)

Gretchen: they are both hot...but again, I prefer you.

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text to carl.

Gretchen: carl! don't say that! :c

Gretchen: it's funny though. lol.

Gretchen: carlllllllllll.

Gretchen: what if i just come over and sleep in your bed while you work on your music? nothing sexy at all...just me sleeping next to you.

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text to carl.

Carl: sam is satan and if i had the choice between taking a bullet to the eye and sleeping w/ her i'd take the bullet.

Carl: nahh you're the perfect one.

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text to carl.

Carl: yeah that. being anywhere near naked sam is a no go plus i'm devoted to you.

Carl: TRAUMATIZING. i imagine dating sam is like personally being in the movie teeth.

Carl: if you do , will i actually be working?

Carl: that's the deciding factor.

Gretchen: omg. sam's hot though.

Gretchen: and you're so perfect.

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text to carl.

Carl: you haven't traumatized me in months

Carl: steal car keys. go life your best life.

Carl: i don't have a link yet it's top secret.

Gretchen: oh you mean when i suggested we have a foursome with my bandmates?

Gretchen: that wasn't traumatizing, that was awesome.

Gretchen: ah, so is that you saying i should come over? c;

Gretchen: shhh we tell each other everything. you should let me hear when i come over.

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text to carl.

Carl: go grab a snack! i'm still up, just working on some beats that have been pissing me off for like a month.

Gretchen: oh yay, i didn't traumatize you. lol.

Gretchen: tbh like i highkey wish i had a pack of sour patch kids and like...lay over on you while you're working on your beats. lol.

Gretchen: send me the link to your beat!

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text to carl.

Gretchen: tfw you wake up hungry at like 3AM.

Gretchen: i swear i'm not pregnant i'm just stupid and forgot to eat before rehearsal. lol.

Gretchen: wow like ^that's^ probably not how i should have worded that when i know it's about to wake you up in the middle of the night. haha.