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when i take a uquiz and stop halfway through because it sucks ass i feel like a medieval king ordering a jester executed bc he didnt amuse him enough

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men love being pinned up against walls by other men it makes them feel masculine it's the same as going fishing

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Mabon Dreams

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There's no reason for any character to be a cop like was Nancy Drew a cop? Naur she was just nosy as hell and I respect that

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can you imagine the sheer catharsis of using power tools in your garage with the door open blasting dadrock on a summer weekend

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MCR and Dracula trending, the goths won this one.

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i LOVE LOVE LOVE it when japanese mangakas add a little hello/introduction segment on the inside of the book dust cover with their tiny mascot doodle and say the most random stuff like “hello thank you for buying this chapter, i’ve been interested in blue fish lately i should go to an aquarium popopopo · · ·”

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a VERY good romance trope is a character (usually some kind of noble) being betrothed to someone and they spend the first half of the story just obsessively trying to return to them, only to realize during the second half of the story that the person theyre betrothed to is actually not a great person and they’ve instead fallen in love with one of the people they’re traveling with 

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Receding hairlines are a hoe trait. Male pattern thottiness

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we need more men in STEM (Stockings, Tight pants, Eyeliner, Mesh tops)

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wow it’s almost like there should have been some sort of stipulation in our government that precludes the possibility for christian fascism like some sort of separation of church and state

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Ed ‘Blackbeard’ Teach + Leather

Costume Designer: Christine Wada

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What was in the water at Studio Ghibli when they made Howl of Moving Castle, like they really made a man that thousands of people looked at and said "That's my gender," like how did they craft that so specifically