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Good camo

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It’s hard to say he is not having fun with some MianMian or Yuandao right now.

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"in this world there’s still somebody who trust you"

i think it’s my first wangxian fanart, and I made a whole painting… i loved drawing them so I’ll make more fanarts of lan zhan and wei ying! 🐦‍⬛

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I swear to fucking god. I would claw out OneDrive from my computer if I could. I would burn down their servers if I could. I would run down their stocks to the ground if I could. I hope every single one of their workers gets a better offer from a competitor in the next 24 hours. I hope every single one of their light bulbs explodes at the same time. I hope every single carton of milk in their fridge will always be expired.

Stop backing up my fucking files.

Stop asking me to back up my fucking files.

Stop taking my fucking files off my fucking computer.

I don't want a fucking reminder in three fucking days. Let me fucking say no.

Fuckers.

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Just some ipad kids

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In 3807 BC, the Neolithic Britons of the Brue Valley came together to construct an elevated, single-plank walkway over a reed swamp. Stretching nearly two kilometres, it would have provided a vital link for communities on the Somerset Levels, and is the second-oldest timber trackway discovered in the British Isles.

The track was a walkway consisting mainly of planks of oak laid end-to-end, supported by crossed pegs of ash, oak, and lime, driven into the underlying peat; the length, straightness, and lack of forks or branches in the pegs suggest that they were taken from coppiced woodland—one that they appear to have been managing for at least 120 years.

The total timber used in the track’s construction weighed approximately 200,000 kilograms, yet estimates suggest just ten men could have assembled it in just one day. The track was operational for only about ten years before rising water levels likely submerged and rendered it unusable.

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remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

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Frying pans! Who knew, right?

Sometimes I have videos planned out in advance, sometimes I’m throwing out an old pan and can’t resist!

(There actually isn’t much pan content on my Patreon, but here’s the link anyway!)

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Modern AU outfits series

5) Jiang Cheng 🪷

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Modern AU outfits series

5) Jiang Cheng 🪷

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Tabletop rpg character concept:

A character who has aphasia, specifically struggles with word retrieval. So the player has a number of hats/jars/containers full of paper slips with words written on them, sorted into different categories, and every time they want to communciate something beyond "yes" and "no", they'll have to pull words of the right category out of the containers. They may gradually narrow down more and more specific categories, but managing to retrieve the complete perfect sentence they needed is statistically extremely unlikely. The rest of the party just has to learn to figure out what they mean at any time.

"Dog! Horse! No! Not horse!" "Wait, you mean some animal? Is there an animal here the rest of us haven't noticed?" "[frustrated groan]" "What animal is it? Why is it so important?" "Not horse! ...Fire! FIRE HORSE!" "OH FUCK THERE'S A DRAGON!" "YES!! YES!!"

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This poor guy is just perpetually Going Through It

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[At the Pledge Conference] Wei Wuxian: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm fucking pissed.

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me: Oh I forgot what I meant to look up and why. Why am I on a wiki page of Gandalf.

wiki: [lists Gandalf'd height as 5'6/168 cm]

me: no fucking way that's my height too

physical description: Gandalf is taller than a hobbit but shorter than the race of Men.

me: hey hold on fuck you

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Alright I just can’t look at this anymore. It’s not where I wanted it to be but I don’t think my skill level is quite there yet still.

It’s better than the original piece that it is a re-draw of (seen under the cut), so that’ll have to be good enough.

Happy Hanguang June!

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