talia silver isn't.22, trans woman. she/itpfp: https://www.tumblr.com/lembowe/766333292928729088/this-is-from-july-but-i-still-like-how-it-looks-so
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I know I have something to say with this one but idk how to word it right, just look at it I guess
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religious killer: i can hear God speaking to me, to kill the demons that live in this world with my gun of justice
atheist killer: I kill only because of my own moral code. Whether it's for money so I can survive, or self-defense against a threat, I am the one who chooses when I kill.
agnostic killer: nobody really knows why I shoot people
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people keep reblogging this tagged with cosplay
which is correct, this is actually a leaked alternate cover were jane was in terezi cosplay
Terezi: R3V3NG3S33K3RZ
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For years modern woman has secured her chastity cage and cock sheath with a testicular entrapment. However this was before the advent of the modern girl eunuch. How is she supposed to remain chaste? How is she supposed to add a knot to her parcel?
Why of course, with our entirely unpatentable neoyonic grip egg! The egg slots neatly into you for wonderous dilatory experience. Don't have a vagina? Order now and receive a 5% discount on converting your empty sack today!
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my necklace? yeah it’s a collar bomb actually.. BUT DONT WORRY it only detonates when it detects extreme arousal… and heh.. I don’t think you have to worry about that since you aren’t shaped like a busty airplane
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*to ethics board* well im sorry you feel that way (lie detector attached to me starts blaring) but i thought my experiments were benefitting humanity (lie detector has started incorporating subtle amen breaks)
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Source: Eden: It's an Endless World! エデン
by Hiroki Endo
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me in the not-so-distant future of 2032 taking my beautiful wife out for a walk on a foggy day: damn it's like silent hill up in this bitch! 😂
my wife: fuck you you say that every time it's a little foggy outside. you haven't even played the games. i hate you so much
our clone of former beatles drummer ringo starr who we normally keep locked in our basement but is currently joining us for his allotted 30 minutes of weekly outside time: ringo!
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