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HEY

Do YOU watch Red vs Blue? And do YOU hate the fact that RT put it behind a pay wall on YouTube and the fact that their website is shitty and full of ads?

Well have I got the solution for you

For the simple fee of FREE you can watch ALL of RvB on this little old Google Drive I made. And before you ask, no it is NOT ILLEGAL bc I made this shit way back before they took it off YouTube and I just downloaded it from there.

Anyways, enjoy the free show 💪💪and feel free to share this with whomever you please. I made this so that it would be as accessible as humanly possible

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if epsilon and alpha had to fight over the church identity

caboose: we will call you cherch with an e . and we will call you ... charch

alpha: caboose that is NOT a solution, that is NOT my name, and i am NOT talking to you if you use it

epsilon: no, i think we should hear him out. this could work. i think you've got something there, caboose.

caboose: :)

alpha: fuck off, you're only saying that because he's calling YOU church

caboose: no, he is cherch. with an e. not a u. even though he is a u. because u are also a u! and! that would be confusing for some people

tucker: caboose, you realize you're saying the same thing? like, you can't actually hear the u out loud.

caboose: i can hear the u out loud! because you are talking! and i am having to listen . to be polite. unlike some people.

tucker: oh my god, you know that's not -

alpha: THE POINT IS YOU ARE NOT FUCKING CALLING ME CHARCH

kai, appearing: sounds kinda like shart

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holds this out to you personally

EDIT, drop box link doesnt work dont ask how just take them

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TGE WAY HE PULLS OUT THE PICTURE SHUT UPPP

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the signature grimmons glance

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obsessed with how you treat being a Blue Team fan like a high school emo phase - you know, like the one Simmons had in season 4

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You will pry Donut’s character arc from my cold dead hands, cowards

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s19 reveals that grif and simmons have been married for years actually and we learn this through an extensive b-plot about them getting divorced

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quote/idea credits to @sco07ut 🫶 (and their instagram acc that i am only mildly obsessed with)

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I need people to stop blaming the death of movies on “quips”. A quip is just a funny line of dialogue. That’s all. Like I just saw a post talking about quips and the death of movies and brought up Pirates of the Caribbean as an example of a better movie and yes it is but also that movie is FULL OF QUIPS. I just rewatched The Princess Bride. It’s all quips. Every single line. And it’s a masterpiece.

Movies suck when people don’t care about the art they’re making. That includes them not caring about their quips. Which is why a lot of comic relief dialogue ALSO sucks now. But the problem isn’t that funny dialogue exists.

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well now I feel like I need to complete the trilogy. thoughts on chexer my beloved chexer ⚡ (if the bingo only works for 2p couples then just. consider this me saying hi I guess lol)

i would NEVER refuse polyamory lol even if the bingo was for 2 ppl only i would still do it.

i haven’t done chex so i did that first to actually complete the cycle

god. oh i missed a fucking diagonal bingo. whatever. these two are too fucking much. i don’t actually like, “ship” them in a traditional sense of like… i want these two to be a couple? they’re just like. they’re awful for each other. they represent being stuck in the past. trapped in what you think you’re supposed to be. but also like… not? like. i maintain that church legitimately fell in love with tex. in the beginning it was an obligation but in the end it was. i don’t know i’ve said before that i think the idea that church was unhealthily obsessed with tex is revisionist history bc like. bgc!church was not. really like at one point was he chasing after her. at what point was he… he just wasn’t! i lost my train of thought but like. chex does not work in the canon way it only works if they fall in love outside of their roles as Alpha and Beta. so basically what i’m saying is that chex has to be t4t.

anyway on to what you’ve been waiting for

i forgot to mark off the bingos here. oh well. oh i didn’t notice that the diagonals ended up making a cool pattern. i wasn’t trying to do that

this ship is… this is self indulgence at its finest. this is borderline horny on main. this is me going “ouugh what if everyone lived and they all got to kiss and there were no problems forever” obviously there are dramatic and heartbreaking ways to write chexer but most of the time it is just. they double team church in the parking lot of an arby’s. and honestly? what more could you ask for

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redemption in red vs blue, specifically with wash but we see shades of it in carolina and locus too, is portrayed not as something that is earned, but that is given. it is ONLY through being offered forgiveness and compassion that these characters are able to improve. wash kills, attempts to kill, takes hostage and generally antagonizes the reds and blues; carolina threatens and endangers them; locus attempts genocide. but wash is offered a safe haven, carolina is offered rescue, even locus is offered humanity by wash and santa. they don’t earn their forgiveness, they don’t even say sorry. they don’t deserve this compassion. they don’t deserve to be redeemed. but it is only through being shown this compassion that they are able to be.

i don’t know. it’s just. kind of radical. anti carceral? to say not only is there no one who is unworthy of redemption, but the way to redeem them is not to wait until they come grovel to you, but for you to go to them.

when wash is given a prison cell, he turns into a villain. when wash is given friendship, he turns into a hero.

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Hello RVB community please rise from the dead for me bc I bring you: funny gay halo people