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One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her. 

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good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.

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don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…

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dark hozier take me to hell

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You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

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But look at all the friends you’ve made!

You guys need to not click weird links you’re killing me

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Stardew Valley: Townsfolk Favorites

I decided to make these little graphics for people who may be playing on the switch and can’t get the guidebook or who may not have WiFi to look it up. Now you can just save these and pull them up whenever :3

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what does it mean when you have a whole bunch of crows hanging out in your backyard

asking for a friend

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*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato

“sir we don’t serve that”

don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram

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Oh Really?

Make no mistake, pancakes do not have bones. If anyone on this here website is trying to sell you “rare and Blessed pancake bones” DO NOT transfer funds to these persons—we repeat, pancake bones do not exist, are not magical, and if they were why would someone sell them? And it’d probably be illegal. Again, do not purchase so-called pancake bones from anyone, unless you want to overpay for non-magical chicken bones.

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