Hey! I'm Kel (he/they). I don't even know what the fuck this blog is anymore, but hey whatever man. Expect nothing and you won't be disappointed, at least.
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i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned
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this feels derivative of a beany tuesday comic but i felt it was the best way to convey this phenomenon
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I feel lucky that my pet became a meme that was not adopted and used by nazis. everyone that has told me they adore this meme is a cool person and not a scumbag loser. if she became the face of a crypto scam or the name of an illegal government entity id have a crisis


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Bird!
Modeled and animated in blender
Textured in blender and ibisPaint
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i thrifted this sketchbook that has grey paper, it's wonderful for colored pencil!
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i think we should all start using arabic words and phrases more often because its a beautiful language and also theres not really. english equivalents that have the same vibes
theres also the comedy potential of it. you guys dont know the joy of having your muslim friend text you "hopefully the racists in our city will all get sick and cant go to the protest" and you, as a pasty white guy, responding with "inshallah they get covid"
its a one hit KO every time. its fucking hilarious. theres no english word that has the same effect.
he also once texted me that he got over a mysterious illness he came down with (i think? i cant remember the exact context) and i responded with "subhanallah he is cured"
again, one hit KO. he lost his shit.
what im saying is we gotta normalise arabic. its just a language like any other, and it has some great words. its just like saying "thank god" or whatever, but theres so much variety and nuance. its beautiful
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in my documence. straight up “writing it”. and by “it”, haha, let’s justr say. Words certainly
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Wes Johnson, one of the main voice actors for Elder Scrolls and so many other things, has had a medical emergency. His family is requesting assistance to deal with this crisis, please consider helping them.
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me: I'm exhausted, but I need to push through anyway
my brain: get some rest, if you don't have your health you don't have anything
me: ... you do realize that quote is from THE VILLIAN in the princess bride, right? Why should I take health advice from a man who tortures people as a hobby?
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“Because people have begun to lose their hopes and forget their dreams. So, the Nothing grows stronger.”
The Neverending Story (1984)
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I still gotta keep working in these conditions????
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