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Mark me down as scared and horny

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Hej, takže, zistila som že ľudia na internete používajú KDH ako skratku pre Kpop demon hunters... A toto je jediné na čo som dokázala myslieť.

Behold, tieto lovkyne sa snažia loviť démonov v parlamente a zakotvujú dve pohlavia v ústave.

( this post makes sense in slovak in case anyone else sees it)

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Ptáček

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a quick psa to anyone recently getting into greek mythology and is a victim of tumblr and/or tiktok misconceptions:

-there is no shame in being introduced to mytholgy from something like percy jackson, epic the musical or anything like that, but keep in mind that actual myths are going to be VERY different from modern retellings

-the myth of medusa you probably know (her being a victim of poseidon and being cursed by athena) isn't 100% accurate to GREEK mythology (look up ovid)

-there is no version of persephone's abduction in which persephone willingly stays with hades, that's a tumblr invention (look up homeric hymn to demeter)

-as much as i would like it, no, cerberus' name does not mean "spot" (probably a misunderstanding from this wikipedia article)

-zeus isn't the only god who does terrible things to women, your fav male god probably has done the same

-on that note, your fav greek hero has probably done some heinous shit as well

-gods are more complicated than simply being "god of [insert thing]", many titles overlap between gods and some may even change depending on where they were worshipped

-also, apollo and artemis being the gods of the sun and the moon isn't 100% accurate, their main aspects as deities originally were music and the hunt

-titans and gods aren't two wholly different concepts, titan is just the word used to decribe the generation of gods before the olympians

-hector isn't the villain some people make him out to be

-hephaestus WAS married to aphrodite. they divorced. yes, divorce was a thing in ancient greece. hephaestus' wife is aglaia

-ancient greek society didn't have the same concepts of sexuality that we have now, it's incorrect to describe virgin goddesses like artemis and athena as lesbians, BUT it's also not wholly accurate to describe them as aromantic/asexual, it's more complex than that

-you can never fully understand certain myths if you don't understand the societal context in which they were told

-myths have lots and lots of retellings, there isn't one singular "canon", but we can try to distinguish between older and newer versions and bewteen greek and roman versions

-most of what you know about sparta is probably incorrect

-reading/waching retellings is not a substitute to reading the original myths, read the iliad! read the odyssey! i know they may seem intimidating, but they're much more entertaining than you may think

greek mythology is so complex and interesting, don't go into it with preconcieved notions! try to be open to learn!

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happy wednesday

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Laskonky are popular Slovak and Czech cookies consisting of two crispy meringues combined with various buttercream fillings. The meringues occasionally contain ground walnuts or coconut and are usually baked into thin, oval shapes. Traditionally, caramel buttercream is used as a filling, but many varieties nowadays infuse it with coffee or chocolate. These crispy sweet treats are a staple in many traditional Slovak and Czech pastry shops. They are usually enjoyed as dessert over a cup of warm coffee or tea. src.: https://www.tasteatlas.com/laskonky photo ref.: https://hobbymanie.tv/clanek/laskonky-krehke-bilkove-pokuseni-ale-jenom-ty-domaci/

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Vladimir Khorev - From the series, Characters

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Cried my eyes out over midnight mass but the concept is so funny if I think about it. Priest saw a nosferatu vampire and went "omg an angel... I'm bringing it home" and then the horrors

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Yay, kurva!

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Just a goofy little doodle, every vacation is another honeymoon and they have faked many proposals for free shit

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Love this game so much 😭😭😭

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Thinking about this

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Some pics from last night! Mad Gallica was fucking amazing and she blew me away! There were several times she looked over at me and even winked at me one time and I was just 😳

The costumes were fabulous, the band was fabulous and she was fabulous!

I’ll post some videos later if yall wanna see!

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Môj pradedko keď sa zobudil v Maďarsku aj keď si na sto percent pamätal, že zaspával v Slovenskom Štáte (2.11.1938, kolorizované)