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Who else moans when they eat the subway cookie

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i love the concept of divorce lawyers. the only things in the world that have the power to undo your marriage are death itself or a special little boy with a law degree.

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I will never forgive mattel for not letting earring magic ken keep his mesh shirt and cock ring necklace in the movie

truly unforgivable

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man if I saw an elf nobody would be able to stop me

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If you’re a little weird that’s kinda sexy of you

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as above (insane in the head) so below (insane in the pussy)

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blood test came back haunted

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you know the fandomscape has changed b/c now whenever a piece of media gets popular I no longer see Malk, Circletine, Gay or European, or Left Brain Right Brain animatics anymore

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just needed to save these bc it's making me laugh

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Okay I do not give a shit about this article at all but where did they get this picture of the skeleton wearing prescription pill armor

Like this is the coolest fucking thing I have seen in a while who made this

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shoutout to the gay couple who essentially queued up behind me to also take a pic

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would you guys like to see the greatest beanie baby poem ever written

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I’ve been getting this weird almost tensing feeling in my back recently on and off and I don’t know from what. Hold on actually let me check something

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys