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"Companions reacting to Inquisitor jumping off the balcony at Skyhold"

(Also, Cabot is dipstick)

-Lord Alex

Cullen

-“MaKER NO, INQUISITOR!”

-He only noticed after the soldiers wouldn’t stop staring at something

-This is the same person who lead an attack against Corypheus, jumping off a balcony for shits and giggles

-You’ve never had anyone look at you with such parental disappointment

-If romanced, makes you promise not to do that again. And again. And again. And again. And ag-

Josephine

-“What, in your right mind, told you that that was a good idea?! Jumping off the balcony! You could have killed yourself! Not only that, you nearly gave the people in the garden a heart attack!”

-Very long rant

-By the end of it, you should feel bad (Course, that doesn’t stop you from doing it, just not when Josephine is around)

-Word does get back to her and you decide that hiding is the best option

-If romanced, people are still, to this day, talking about how Josephine Montilyet was hitting the inquisitor with a broom

Leliana

-“Just a few questions. One, why? Two, how? I’ve seen you trip on boxes and get bruises, yet falling from that height, you’re barely even winded. I think you need to teach that trick to some of our spies.”

-One of the mysteries in life that Leliana can’t solve

-Was wondering why she would hear you speaking to Dorian at one point and then in a second hear a loud thump and “Hello Solas!”

-Does get a small chuckle out of her

Vivienne

-She looks from the balcony, to you, to the ground below your feet before saying “You’re squishing the petunias, dear.”

-Makes it seem that she doesn’t care

-Doesn’t want to admit that she has done the same thing before

-Refuses to say that she did have a heart attack when she had seen you up there

Varric

-*Wheezing* “For fucks sake”

-Brief flashbacks of a certain friend who would HAS done the exact same thing

-After finding out that you are not hurt from that, Sera, Bull, and Varric all start discussing how high you could actually fall from without getting hurt

-’What a horrible idea, definitely shouldn’t do this, you could get seriously injured’ he says with a smile on his face as they look up at the tallest tree you could find in the Frostback Basin

Cole

-”Wait, you shouldn’t-! Oh, you’re ok? How?”

-He doesn’t understand anything. Why did you do that? How did you survive? How are you not even injured?

-Tries it as well, to some people’s horror

-After a quick talking to from dad Varric, he stops doing it

Solas

-”...” Completely ignores it

-Who says he’s not already used to this shit from you jumping off the balcony in the library?

-Doesn’t stop him from listening to make sure that you are safe

-He might be the reason why you’re safe

-If romanced, no matter when you do it, no matter what time of day, when you land he's standing there asking if you're ok. You tell him your fine everytime but he just wants to make sure

Cassandra

-”Do you have a death wish?!”

-Safe to say, Cassandra was not prepared to find you next to her in the short span of time it took you to run up the stairs and landed with a thump

-Left a good lump on your head for being an idiot

-Doesn’t help that she also spotted you jumping from your balcony (“I’m the Inquisitor, damn it! Don’t lock my own windows!”)

-If romanced, acts like a child and refuses to do anything with you until you promise not to do it again

The Iron Bull

-”Holy shit! Nice landing, boss!”

-Rather impressed with the fall

-Krem has to stop him before he tries it

-Eventually does it but now the Inquisitor’s choking on their laughter and they have to find someone to pry Bull’s horns out of the ground

-If romanced, whenever you spot him in the garden and call out to him, he'll drop whatever he's doing and hold his arms out to catch you, which is a better landing than landing on the hard stone

Dorian

-”Vashanta Kaffas! When it’s a few feet off the ground I’m fine with it! This?! No!”

-He usually thinks it's pretty funny when you jump down from the balcony in the library, but this is a little too much

-It’s a little terrifying to him that no one outside batted an eye at you falling from there and landing next to Mother Giselle only to strike up conversation with her

-’Course, no one batted an eye when the magister started yelling at you, either, so there’s that

-If romanced, you try jumping again but as you fall your vision blacks out and you're suddenly back in your room. Questioning Dorian, he tells you he has no idea what you're talking about, but also says don't try it again

Sera

-”What the fucking hell was that?!”

-You’re surprised to see her berate you for doing that, but then you realize that she’s mad because you didn’t tell her and she wanted to try

-Is cackling the entire time and does the thing where someone approaches it but then backs away, only to come back to it

-When she finally does it, you find she landed in the bushes, laughing and saying “Let’s do that again!”

-If romanced, your window turns into her escape from your room if anyone comes in there, whether it be you two were having some alone time or she needs a quick way out after pulling a prank

Blackwall

- "Maker’s balls"

-If you look closely enough, you can see all life has left his eyes and is replaced with pure terror

-Calmly approaches you, puts hand on your shoulder and says for you to never do that again

-Disappointed parent noises when he sees you do it again

-If romanced, it takes a bit to convince him, but eventually agrees to jump down once. Safe to say, he landed safely but hard, saying 'he's too old for this shit'

Trying to get back into the flow of things, what with both of us working and college. Cabot should be dropping his own post next. Edited to add in romanced companions

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