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it’s so funny that dracula mailed himself to london. stamp on the crate. crate on the boat. they’ll never suspect a thing.
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over the next 6 hours I’ll teach you how to take your mix from THIS [christian rock] to THIS [christian rock but the vocals are louder]
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opening shot of this porno and the guy is reading the wiki article for Turkey (bird)
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hey ive been following you on here for over a decade and maybe like 14-15 years or like half my life which is weird to think about. anyway youve always been one of my fav accounts on here, i appreciate (and share) your fascination with the cultural detritus of the internet especially the stuff that's kind of transcendentally mundane. often i think about that subnormality comic 'anomalies' that's about strange supernatural impossibilities hidden in plain unremarkable sight, deep truths embedded in completely ordinary details of the world, if only you knew where to look. actually that comes up in that unproduced shane carruth script too, the one where the guy finds patterns in lens flares, in random pedestrian traffic, finds incontrovertible meaning in what should be just noise. "is there information in the rain?" there's so much meaning around us constantly and it scares me to know i'll never see it. anyway glad you still pop in here every now and then, it's comforting. have a mad one
thanks for this. some confronting numbers up there. glad to have a small positive impact like that. I found that shane carruth script in my icloud the other week but haven’t read if yet, what a coincidence. I’m having a mad one don’t worry :)
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Do you still have that video about the puppet? I can’t remember anything about it except myself laughing and laughing and laughing
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I had quite literally forgotten I made this, thanks
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turning over the idea in my mind of a sequel to a state that is simply a missile
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absolutely dynamite bart from 霸海紅英/The Avenging Quartet (1993)
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sorry dude doesn’t look like i’ll be able to make it tonight, boss has got me doing piaget’s tasks 🥵
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the medieval peasant i’m showing 100 gecs to smiles warmly and completely unperturbed and tells me about another guy who showed him crystal castles like 15 years ago and then asks me to help him butcher a pig and tells me cucumbers send you straight to hell if you eat them
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