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So my sister is on vacation and has sent me a photo of the store she was buying clothes in.

I'm going to lose it.
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weird as fuck living in a culture where it's considered more impolite to speak up and defend yourself against someone treating you unfairly than it is for someone to be rude to you in the first place
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*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke
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they don't make staying up until 3am fun and exciting like they used to
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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
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"I can fix him" "i can make him worse" I can pet him on the head like a dogy
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Smashing windows and throwing tear gas back at cops is a working class tradition, don’t let anyone tell you it’s something only ungrateful youths do today.
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my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless
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i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.
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